What Your Car Says About You...
BMW M3 (17" DTMs & Remus Exhaust): I am a Curtin / UWA / ECU overseas business student
BMW 7 Series: I enjoy fixing "accidental" scratches down the entire length of my car
BMW 850i: I have so much money it literally makes people vomit spontaneously
Honda NSX: I cannot get an erection
Morris Mini: I enjoy taking radiators out and bonnets off
Mitsubishi Magna: I get sucked in easily by slick ad campaigns
Holden Commodore VL: I like being reminded my” big Aussie six" is really a Skyline motor
Suzuki Swift GTi: I can't wait to get off my "P" plates
Mazda RX-7: I can't afford a Porsche
Mazda RX-2: I spend lots of time in my garage and enjoy getting dirty
Mazda RX-3: I live in my garage and enjoy staying dirty
Holden Sandman: I saw Mad Max 367 times
Holden Berlina: I’m a very good Amway salesperson
Holden Statesman: I’m a pimp
Holden Statesman HSV: I have a kilo of cocaine in my wheel well
Holden Commodore GTS-R: I'm in a mid life crisis and reckon Johnson is a slow old codger
Volkswagen Kombi: I'm leading a militia to overthrow the government, and this is a car bomb.
Toyota Corona: I teach fourth grade special education
Holden Gemini: I delivered pizza for four years to get this car
Nissan Skyline GTR: I slow down to 120 in school zones and don't like Jap Super bikes
Subaru Impreza WRX: I slow down to 160 in school zones and don't like Jap Super bikes or GTRs
Mazda 323 4WD Turbo: I wish I could afford a WRX
Mitsubishi Lancer GSR: This is faster than a WRX, honest it is
Toyota Celica SX: I mistakenly think this was the actual car that won the WRC, like on the ads
Holden VT Commodore (Pursuit Rims): I enjoy having people slow to 60kph when I pull up behind them
Suzuki Sierra: I will start Year 11 this year
Suzuki Vitara: I will start Year 12 this year
Nissan EXA: I have always said, half a convertible is better than no convertible at all
Toyota Corolla KE: I have just graduated and have no credit rating
Hyundai Excel 1: I lack any originality and am basically a lemming
Hyundai Excel 2: I'm a receptionist and this is my first car
Ford Taurus: I'm sure this shape of car will catch on eventually
Volkswagen Beetle: I still watch Partridge Family re-runs
Toyota Tarago: I enjoy being reminded, every ten minutes, how much my car looks like a wombat
Jaguar XJ6: I am so rich I will pay $60K for a car that is in the shop 280 days a year
Kia Sephia: I learned nothing from the failure of Daihatsu Corp
Lamborghini Diablo: I only have one testicle
Fiat X-19: This car is made in the same country as a Ferrari
Mercedes 500SL Stretched: I will beat your ass up if you ask me for an autograph
Mercedes 560SEL: I have a daughter named Missy and a son named Ridge
Mazda MX-5: I do not fear being decapitated by an eighteen-wheeler truck
MGB: I am dating a mechanic
MGF: I've just dumped a mechanic
Mitsubishi Starion: I don't know what it means either
Nissan 300ZX: I have yet to complete my divorce proceedings
Holden Commodore VN: I just stole this car and I'm going to ram raid an Adidas store
Honda Civic / Prelude with 17" DTMs: I have a switchblade in my sock
Porsche 911 Turbo: I have a three inch ****
Porsche 944: I am dating women that otherwise would be inaccessible to me
Subaru Liberty: I have always wanted a Japanese car even more inferior than Isuzu
Camira: So what if it breaks down all the time, at least I don't owe money on it
1967 Mustang: Classic, not plastic.
Impreza WRX: I’m a herd animal
Toyota Echo: I like to pay more to get less.
Honda Civic: Be original... Just like your friends.
VW Beetle: I like putting out engine fires (see Audi 90)
Hyundai Excel: I'm going to increase its performance with a rear wing
Toyota Camry Wagon: I'm the new breed of Volvo drivers
2002 Monaro: I have no idea about cars, but all my rev head mates think I am a hero.
Ford Laser: I don't have a choice
351 GT: I like people from the next suburb to know when I'm coming around
Suzuki GTi: I spike my hair, wear lots of metal chains and bop to R&B music
Mercedes-Benz A160: Look! It has Mercedes badges!
Hyundai Accent: At least it's not an Excel
Commodore VK: Come steal my car, it's not as if the key's any ****ing different
Commodore VL: I'd like a Skyline, but all my revhead friends would laugh at me.
Suzuki Mighty Boy: You only need 3 Cylinders, any more and your being greedy.
Subaru Impreza RX: My car has Rally Heritage! I can pretend it's a Rex!
Suzuki Swift Extreme: I'm too stingy to pay GTi insurance
Toyota Paseo: Hey at least it *looks* sporty
Pre 1992 Lancer GSR: I'm hoping people won’t know this isn't the 4WD Turbo version..
Ford Falcon EA-ED: Looks like shit, sounds like crap, goes like shit, but you just can't kill the bastard.
Nissan R33 Skyline: Look at what my daddy bought me. It's even got an original Nismo sticker!
R31 Skyline: No, really, it's fast. I think..
R32 Skyline: These won at Bathurst. Remember? No? Oh Well...
R33 Skyline: I bought a Skyline, hooray. What do you mean it's the slowest one?
R34 Skyline: My parents own a "small corner shop in Tokyo"
Hyundai Excel: So what if it's not a real car? It has a nice stereo. No wait! Come Back! Pay attention to me!
VH-VL commodore: You'd think my most valuable possession would not be easily stolen with a screwdriver wouldn't you?
Land Cruiser: I went through some mud in the school parking lot last week.
Holden VN Commodore: I have 13 kids and receive indigenous payouts from the government
Saab 9000 Turbo: I'm in a mid life crisis and can't afford a WRX
Mercedes E Class: My name can not easily be pronounced by anyone with English as a first language
Ford Maverick: It's a Nissan... really it is
Toyota Hilux (with big FOX racing sticker): I've never ridden a motorbike before but I think it would be fun
Toyota Prado: The women at child care laugh at my poor attempt at a land cruiser
VT-VX Clubsport: I just wanted one... like 50,000 other people did
HSV Senator: I'm not a very good pimp (see Statesman)
Falcon XR6 Turbo: I'm a VL turbo driver with too much cash
Commodore S: $8000 for spoilers is worth it, I swear
Astra Convertible: I'm an over paid sales woman with a wanky title like "Account Manager"
Toyota Lowlux: Totally defeats the purpose of a Ute but my mates think I’m fully sick
Ford AU Falcon: Built Ford Rough
BMW X5: My car will never ever see dirt
BMW 3 Series: It's got BMW badges... and its more common than Melbourne police eating souvlaki
Audi TT: It's almost a Porsche...