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Old 04-12-2002, 20:38   #1 (permalink)
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Whats your best pickup line??

Hey guys, how good are you with the ladies??? Post some pickup lines and lets get some feedback. I'll start with a couple

"If you were a new burger at mcdonalds you would be called mcgorgeuos."

when you see a pretty little lady at a club use your finger to signal her. when she comes over "If I can make you come with one finger, imagine what I can do with my whole hand"

"damn, I found out the reason for global warming. Its you, your so damn hot"

"there must be something wrong with my eyes, I can't take em of you!!"

"are you a speeding ticket, cause you have FINE FINE FINE written all over you"
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Old 04-12-2002, 22:39   #2 (permalink)
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Why dont you buy me a few drinks and if youre lucky I'll go home with you.
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(sorry about that one but I do like it)
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Old 04-13-2002, 00:07   #3 (permalink)
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Re: Whats your best pickup line??

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when you see a pretty little lady at a club use your finger to signal her. when she comes over "If I can make you come with one finger, imagine what I can do with my whole hand"

Variation on that line goes like this....

' Using your finger make come here gesture. Continue do to this as long as it tkes till she walks over to you. then say " I knew if i fingered u long enough you'd come...." '

I personally dont use pick up lines. I just like to find out about them and see what type of person they are... (Sometimes....)
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Do you fu*k on first dates? Does your dad own a brewery? Can i feel your tits? Or will you show them to me?
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Old 04-13-2002, 02:59   #6 (permalink)
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Oh yeah, i like that one 'if I can make you come with one finger' that's great. Gonna have to try at Bobby's!
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Old 04-13-2002, 06:44   #7 (permalink)
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not lines i have ever used, sadly, but i like them...

do you have any irish in you? would you like some?

i dont have much, but it will fill a pram.

want to go halves in a bastard?

do you drive? well back onto this.....

and others that are truly rude:s2:
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I thought you blokes would just say "I DRIVE A FORD".
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I thought you blokes would just say "I DRIVE A FORD".
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