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"Dickie uses a new scientifically tested product, white canine faeces, to give him that white swoosh through his hair"
We asked Dickie how he made the discovery of this wonderous product.
"well I was running through the park and I accidentally fell over and my hand landed in some white dog shit. I absent mindedly ran my hand through my hair. When I got home I looked like my childhood hero 'Pepe le Peu'. My dream had come true. I officially endorse this product"
OMG thats the funniest thing ive heard in ages.
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