Whisky drinking joke .
A large and very loud American goes into a bar in Glasgow. "I hear
tell all you Scotch people are real hard drinkers," he says in a big
booming voice. "Now you folks just don't know what hard drinking is!
Why I'll wager a bet with any man to drink 20 shots of whisky one
after the other and give you $500 dollars if you can do it."
No one takes up the challenge. One bloke even leaves!
"Well, there ya go, sure proves my point!" the American says disgustedly. A few
minutes later the guy who left comes in and says "Hey Big Man, is that bet still
"Sure as hell is!" And he orders a line up of 20 glasses of whisky. The man runs
along the bar, grabbing each glass and throwing back the contents, to huge cheers
and the astonishment of the American. The American, of course, tries to do it as
well, but can't get past the 17th, so he gives the bloke the $500.
"Tell me," slurs the Yank, "where did you go before you (hic!) came back in again.""
Eh? Oh aye," says the man pocketing the bills. "I went to another pub just to
make sure I could do it!"
Two flys on a sh**, one farted and the other said " do you mind, I'm eating"
A three-legged dog walks into a saloon in the Old West.
He sidles up to the bar and says:
"I'm looking for the man who shot my paw."
What do you call a black man on the moon ?
...an astronaut you racist bastard !