Whitu and Rangi
Whitu decided to call the Police.
“Hello, is that the Police?”
“Yes, what do you want?”
“I’m calling to report about my neighbour Rangi. He’s hiding marijuana inside his firewood!”
“Thank you for calling sir.”
The next day the police raided Rangi’s house and they searched the shed where the firewood was kept.
Using axes they busted open every piece of firewood but found no marijuana. After a while they gave up looking and left.
Next thing the phone rang at Rangi’s.
“Hey cuz, Whitu here, did the cops come?”
“Did they chop your firewood bro?”
“Ahhh, kapai! Happy birthday bro!”