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post #1 of (permalink) Old 09-27-03, 10:23 PM Thread Starter
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Whitu and Rangi

Whitu decided to call the Police.

“Hello, is that the Police?”

“Yes, what do you want?”

“I’m calling to report about my neighbour Rangi. He’s hiding marijuana inside his firewood!”

“Thank you for calling sir.”

The next day the police raided Rangi’s house and they searched the shed where the firewood was kept.

Using axes they busted open every piece of firewood but found no marijuana. After a while they gave up looking and left.

Next thing the phone rang at Rangi’s.

“Hey cuz, Whitu here, did the cops come?”

“Yeah cuz.”

“Did they chop your firewood bro?”


“Ahhh, kapai! Happy birthday bro!”
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post #2 of (permalink) Old 09-28-03, 01:15 AM
Just give me an excuse...
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Re: Whitu and Rangi

Oldie but a goodie

Truly the deepest kiss one can feel, and the one most sought after, is the one you will not survive....
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