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Who Is Jack Shit

The lineage is finally revealed. Many people are at a loss for a response when someone says, “you don’t know jack shit”
Now you can intellectually handle the situation.

Jack is the only son of Awe Shit and O.Shit. Awe Shit the fertiliser magnate, and O.Shit, the owner of Kneedeep N.Shit Inc

In turn, Jack Shit married Noe Shit, and the deeply religious couple produced 6 children: Holly Shit, Fulla Shit, Giva Shit, Bull Shit, and the twins, Deep Shit and Dip Shit.

Against her parent’s objections, Deep Shit married Dumb Shit, a high school dropout. After being married for 15 years, Jack and Noe shit divorced.
Noe Shit later married Mr Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Shit-Sherlock.

Dip Shit married Loda Shit, and they produced a nervous son, Chicken Shit. Fulla shit and Giva Shit were inseparable throughout childhood, and subsequently married the happens brothers in a dual ceremony.

The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Shit-Happens wedding. The Shit-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd and Hoarse.

Bull Shit, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new bride, Pisa Shit

So when someone says, “you don’t know Jack Shit” you can politely tell them that you know his whole life story
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Thats a load of, crap!

Good stuff!
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Thats a load of, crap!

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no its a load of Shit
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no its a load of Shit
mate, you dont know jack shit
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mate, you dont know jack shit
I know JAck Schitt though, he is a way better person to know
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haha..

shit!
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lol good as gold
classic!!!!
heard it before... still funny as

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I remember seeing an animation of that, was absolutely hilarious. I must find it sometime, because once you see the animation it really shows how funny that "explanation" is.

Would you like to change your name to Homer Junior? People can call you Hoju.
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last time I read thta was years ago, good someone dredged it out of the interweb

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