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Old 05-01-2002, 21:49   #1 (permalink)
 
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If flying is so safe, why do they call the airport the terminal?

Why is the third hand on the watch called a second hand?

Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?

Why don't you ever see the headline Psychic Wins Lottery?

If con is the opposite of pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?

Have you ever imagined a world without hypothetical situations?

If a firefighter fights fire and a crime fighter fights crime, what does a
freedom fighter fight?

If they squeeze olives to get olive oil, how do they get baby oil?

Why is abbreviated such a long word?

Why is a boxing ring square?

Why is it that doctors call what they do practice?

Why is it that to stop Windows 98, you have to click on Start?

Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?

What do you call a male ladybug?

What hair color do they put on the driver's license of a bald man?

Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

Why are there Interstates in Hawaii?

Why are there flotation devices in the seats of planes instead of
parachutes?

How does the guy who drives the snow plow get to work?

If the 7-11 is open 24 hours a day, 365 days a year, why does it have locks
on the door?

You know that indestructible black box that is used on airplanes? Why don't
they make the whole plane out of it?

Why is it that when you transport something by car it is called shipment,
but when you transport something by ship it's called cargo?
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Old 05-01-2002, 22:00   #2 (permalink)
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lmao...good one Ian.
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Why do you drive on a parkway, and park on a driveway?

If a train stops at a train station, and a bus stops at a bus station, then why what happens if I have a workstation and a playstation?
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why is it that we fill our garages with crap and park an expensive car in the driveway?
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