Why did the chiken cross the road... (political version)
I don't care why the chicken crossed the road, it should be sent back to where it came from. Who knows what might happen if we keep letting any old chicken cross the road. We could be inundated with them.
Send them to the farmer up the road a bit and we can pay him to deal with the problem.
If the chicken did cross the road it should have been fitted with an e-tag and should pay the same toll as all other road users.
Regional chickens should have the same opportunities to cross the road as chickens living in Melbourne.
The chicken never crossed the road, and it was never forcibly removed from its mother! Anyway, that's a matter for the states and is of no interest to us. The United Nations should butt out.
There WAS a chicken and it DID cross the road. This is a deliberate act by the government to hide the fact that chickens continue to cross Australian roads.
NATASHA STOTT DESPOJA
What if it was not a chicken but a bantam? Minority sectors of our community should not be discriminated against based purely on the size of their eggs and legs.
To demonstrate a commitment to reconciliation with indigenous chickens.
Accordingly to documentation submitted to the Live Foods Processing Authority, the chicken in question was uncooked at the time of its journey and therefore will not incur a GST charge. However, if that
chicken actually crossed the road for profit, regardless of its raw/cooked status, the road crossing would be considered by the ATO to be a service for which GST would be imposed.
ROBERT DE NIRO
Are you telling me the chicken crossed the road? Is that what you're telling me?
MARTIN LUTHER KING JR
I envisage a world where all chickens, be they black or white or brown or red or speckled, will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.
"To be afraid is to be alive - to act against that fear is to be a person of courage."
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Re: Why did the chiken cross the road... (political version)
The chicken crossed the road after sitting in the oven for an hour waiting to be cooked without the oven switched on. It decided it may be faster to cook itself by the heat generated running around the block rather than waiting for me to switch on the oven.
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