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post #1 of 15 (permalink) Old 08-26-03, 11:02 AM Thread Starter
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THIS IS A JOKE FROM AN EMAIL, THIS IS NOT ABOUT ME

Two weeks ago was my 45th birthday and I wasn't feeling too good that morning. I went to breakfast knowing my wife would be pleasant and say, "Happy Birthday!", and probably have a present for me. As it turned out, she didn't even say good morning, let alone any happy birthday. I thought, well, that's wives for you, the children will remember.. The children came in to breakfast and didn't say a word. So when I left for the office, I was feeling pretty low and despondent
As I walked into my office, my secretary Janet said, "Good morning, Boss. Happy Birthday". And I felt a little better that someone had remembered. I worked until noon, then Janet knocked on my door and said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day outside, and it's your birthday, let's go to lunch, just you and me." I said, "By George, that's the greatest thing I've heard all day."Let's go!" We went to lunch. We didn't go where we normally go, instead we went out into the country to a private little place. We had two martinis and enjoyed lunch tremendously.

On the way back to the office, she said, "You know, it's such a beautiful day. We don't need to go back to the office, do we?" I said, "No, I guess not. " She said,"Let's go to my apartment." After arriving at her apartment she said, "Boss, if you don't mind, I think I'll go into the bedroom and slip into something more comfortable" "Sure!" I excitedly replied. She went into the bedroom and, in about six minutes, she came out carrying a huge birthday cake . . followed by my wife, children, and dozens of our friends, all singing Happy Birthday.

And I just sat there ... on the couch....... naked.

Truly the deepest kiss one can feel, and the one most sought after, is the one you will not survive....

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Haha! I would have expected the same level of nakedness as her! Gotta love that one.

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Hehe

nice one.
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lol!
man, that would suck

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Man if everyone does'nt say anything on your birthday just wait till the end of the day for the suprise or then be dissapointet

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Hehehehe nice one!
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bwahahaha thats a great one.
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hahahahaha damn I can see why you had to fire her.

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post #10 of 15 (permalink) Old 09-01-03, 08:27 PM Thread Starter
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ok peoples the orig post was not about me...it was a joke that was emailed on to me....

Truly the deepest kiss one can feel, and the one most sought after, is the one you will not survive....

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