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Ranger04 · 01-13-2005, 18:54

So my Canadian Co-worker brought up a good point. The US should invade Canada.

We were talking about all the great benefits of the US invading Canada.

1. Put a ban on all the shitty singers to come out of there like Celine Dion, Bryan Adams, Alanis, etc....

2. They have an abundance of fresh drinking water which our company is in dire need of.

3. We would become the largest (in phyiscal size) country in the world.

4. We could setup eskimo sweatshops in the Canadian North to make our products and provide tech support for software instead of having to go overseas and lose local jobs.

5. Seal clubbing would become the next huge televised sport.

6. British Columbia will become the herbal horticulture center specializing in the distribution of mass quantities of cannibus.

There is one condition however!

Upon invading Canada, everyone in Quebec will be deported to France.

What do you all think?

Curls · 01-13-2005, 23:53

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Originally Posted by Ranger04

So my Canadian Co-worker brought up a good point. The US should invade Canada.

We were talking about all the great benefits of the US invading Canada.

1. Put a ban on all the shitty singers to come out of there like Celine Dion, Bryan Adams, Alanis, etc....

2. They have an abundance of fresh drinking water which our company is in dire need of.

3. We would become the largest (in phyiscal size) country in the world.

4. We could setup eskimo sweatshops in the Canadian North to make our products and provide tech support for software instead of having to go overseas and lose local jobs.

5. Seal clubbing would become the next huge televised sport.

6. British Columbia will become the herbal horticulture center specializing in the distribution of mass quantities of cannibus.

There is one condition however!

Upon invading Canada, everyone in Quebec will be deported to France.

What do you all think?

Why don't you pretend they have WMD's and invade..oops that's been done before and failed unless you Americans understand Canadians better then Iraqi's?

freddys · 01-14-2005, 01:41

lmao like ur points ranger

LoudLS1 · 01-14-2005, 05:41

Well, it's pointless. The Canadians are a bunch of smelly pussies who can't speak a REAL language, they butchered English and French, then tossed what was left in the meat grinder and used the processed junk as "language." It's the hideout for liberal American actors who talked big shit when they were sure Kerry was going to be elected, then were forced to eat crow and run away.