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Old 07-22-2003, 06:49   #1 (permalink)
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biggrin Why you breath smells bad in the morning

Your breath smells bad when you wake up because the Norse god Loki, the master of trickery, has slipped genitalia-flavored gum into your mouth. The gum tastes sweet at first so you instinctively chewed. Eventually though it began to taste like genitalia and got a bad case of genitalia-breath. Make sure he has not made your Listerine genitalia flavored as well. He did that to me once. What a jokester!
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Old 07-22-2003, 18:50   #2 (permalink)
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Re: Why you breath smells bad in the morning

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Your breath smells bad when you wake up because the Norse god Loki, the master of trickery, has slipped genitalia-flavored gum into your mouth. The gum tastes sweet at first so you instinctively chewed. Eventually though it began to taste like genitalia and got a bad case of genitalia-breath. Make sure he has not made your Listerine genitalia flavored as well. He did that to me once. What a jokester!
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Old 07-22-2003, 19:09   #3 (permalink)
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Geez i always thought it was that damn Bundy Bear first bashing me about the head, then taking a dump in my mouth.........damn fur tongue!
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Re: Why you breath smells bad in the morning

Thanks Cobra, just what I needed to know while I'm having tea.
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Old 07-23-2003, 06:45   #5 (permalink)
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Re: Why you breath smells bad in the morning

Hmm.
*calls Greylands mental hospital*

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Re: Why you breath smells bad in the morning

Well that is a interesting theory...

but if u seriuosly want better breath eat lots and lots of vegies and reducre meat (shudder) and cut down on milk
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Old 07-25-2003, 07:21   #7 (permalink)
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Bugger that, suppose for better breath you'll be telling us no beer either!

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Re: Why you breath smells bad in the morning

breathe sucks
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Depends what you're breathing mate!

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Bugger that, suppose for better breath you'll be telling us no beer either!

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Thats what i though aswell
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