Win a Ferrari!!!
Thats right, you could win your very own Ferrari...just by farting!!
Imagine the manager of a Ferrari dealership whos just found out he is to be closed down! Or a junior employee who gets sacked for being slack! They could be the key to your new car hapiness.
So how do you win? Easy.
Here are the steps to take....
1. Swallow a lot of air, or eat lots of beans.
2. Look up the phone book for Ferrari dealers.
3. Ask then if they would be willing to give you a free car in return for you farting an impression of an F40 going up through the gears. If they say no, simply hang up and try the next dealership.
4. When you find one willing to participate, push the handset down the back of your trousers (or skirts...no sexism here, women fart too) and let it rip. The fart must last 30 - 45 seconds. Points will be awarded for acceleration, deceleration and high speed cornering.
5. After your fart, clealry state your name and address, and keep your fingers crossed. Winners will be notified by post.
If Ferrari wont come to the party, you could try other manufacturers.
What are you waiting for??? Get farting!!!
Small print...i am not responsible for Ferrari refusing to give away a cra for farts.
You wash your car like it was your firstborn child, you tend to its needs like it was your own body, you protect it like it's your family, then you drive it like you stole it.
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