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Wiremu, a New Zealander

Wiremu, a New Zealander, was in the UK to watch the All Blacks
and was not feeling well, so he decided to see a doctor.

"Hey doc, I dun't feel so good, ey" said Wiremu.
The doctor gave him a thorough examination and informed Wiremu
that he had long existing and advanced prostate problems and
that the only cure was testicular removal.

"No way doc" replied Wiremu "I'm gitting a sicond opinion ey!"
The second pommy doctor gave Wiremu the same diagnosis and also

advised him that testicular removal was the only cure.
Not surprisingly, Wiremu refused the treatment.
Wiremu was devastated, but with only hours to go before the All
Blacks opening game he found an expat Kiwi doctor and decided
to get one last opinion from someone he could trust.

The Kiwi doctor examined him and said "Wiremu, you huv prostate
suckness ey". "What's the cure thin doc ey?" asked Wiremu
hoping for a different answer.

"Wull, Wiremu", said the Kiwi doctor "Wi're gonna huv to cut
off your balls."
"Phew, thunk god for thet!" said Wiremu, "those pommy
bastards wanted to take my test tickets off me!"

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Haha good one Ken!

You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen. It said, 'Parking Fine.'So that was nice.

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It's great to see you guys have a go at our accents... good one mate!
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Choice eh bro!!!

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