LuvinmyEB

Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships."
--- Sharon Stone

"My girlfriend always laughs during sex---no matter what she's reading."
---Steve Jobs (Founder: Apple Computers)

I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with "Guess" on it. I said, "Thyroid problem?"
--- Arnold Schwarzenegger

Hockey is a sport for white men. Basketball is a sport for black men. Golf is a sport for white men dressed like black pimps."
--- Tiger Woods

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."
--- Jack Nicholson

"Clinton lied. A man might forget where he parks or where he
lives, but he never forgets oral sex, no matter how bad it is."
--- Barbara Bush (Former US First Lady ... and you didn't think Barbara had a sense of humor)

"Ah, yes, divorce, from the Latin word meaning to rip out a man's genitals through his wallet."
--- Robin Williams

"Women complain about premenstrual syndrome, but I think of it as the only time of the month that I can be myself."
--- Roseanne

Women need a reason to have sex. Men just need a place."
--- Billy Crystal

"According to a new survey, women say they feel more comfortable undressing in front of men than they do undressing in front of other women. They say that women are too judgmental, where, of course, men are just grateful."
--- Robert DE Niro

"There's a new medical crisis. Doctors are reporting that many men are having allergic reactions to latex condoms. They say they cause severe swelling. So what's the problem?"
--- Dustin Hoffman

"There's very little advice in men's magazines, because men think: ''I know what I'm doing. Just show me somebody naked."
--- Jerry Seinfeld

"Instead of getting married again, I'm going to find a woman I don't like and just give her a house."
--- Rod Stewart

See, the problem is that God gives men a brain and a penis, and only enough blood to run one at a time."
--- Robin Williams

FoMoCo4eva

haha they are all good. But that one cracks me up so much.

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smciner1

Hahahahaha.

Some pearlers!

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I saw a woman wearing a sweatshirt with "Guess" on it. I said, "Thyroid problem?"
--- Arnold Schwarzenegger

Lol, Arnies a mad kunt. Im leaning towards Republicans cause hes so cool, hehe.

"My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch."
--- Jack Nicholson

In Russia there is a saying that goes "Yop tvayu mat(ce)"

It means "**** your mother" and can be used in teh same context as "****en hell" over here.

My mum dosent get the irony either...

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psycho chicken

hahaha great ones!

A great one from Steve Martin; "You know that look women get when they want sex? Me neither"

The MaDDeSTMaN

Those three crack me up! Steve Jobs either is REALLY nerdy, or loves to crack jokes at his own expense...

My mother used to call my brother a son-of-a-bitch too!

And Roseanne, yes, well, all I'll say is that I'm glad I don't have to live with her!

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OzFord

Some great ones there, thanks for sharing "LuvinmyEB"

RaceCraft

my favourite..
thumbs up

FordHawk

Have always liked that one...can't remember which movie it is from...I think it was City Slickers.

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My two favourites!

Classic laughs...

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