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08-26-2003, 06:13
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Just give me an excuse...
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: struct melbourne hallam;
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wishful thinking
A bus carrying only ugly people crashes into an oncoming truck, and
everyone inside dies.
They then get to meet their maker, and because of the grief they have
experienced; he decides to grant them one wish
each, before they enter Paradise.
They're all lined up, and God asks the first one what the wish is.
"I want to be gorgeous," and so God snaps His fingers, and it is done.
The second one in line hears this and says "I want to be gorgeous too."
Another snap of His fingers and the wish is granted.
This goes on for a while but when God is halfway down the line, the last
guy in line starts laughing.
When there are only ten people left, this guy is rolling on the floor,
laughing his ass off.
Finally, God reaches this guy and asks him what his wish will be.
The guy calms down and says:..........................
"Make 'em all ugly again".
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08-26-2003, 06:15
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Pinky!
Join Date: Jul 2002
Location: Playing Doom 3
Age: 32
Posts: 284
Re: wishful thinking
lol a killer, they got owned by that last guy!
08-26-2003, 18:19
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Not a Twink
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Perth, Australia
Age: 30
Posts: 1,086
Re: wishful thinking
lol awesome joke
08-26-2003, 19:18
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Join Date: Oct 2002
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Re: wishful thinking
bwahahahahaha
08-26-2003, 19:28
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Registered User
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Location: Mornington Peninsula
Age: 29
Posts: 7,517
Re: wishful thinking
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
best punch line ever
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08-26-2003, 23:09
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Death to Camry's!
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Adelaide, SA
Age: 30
Posts: 1,375
Re: wishful thinking
hahahahahahahhahahahahahahaha oh man, that was a good one
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