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Old 02-13-2002, 16:58   #1 (permalink)
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women drivers....

a mate of mine just sent this to me... thought it was funny!!!!

Woman Drivers (are a hazard to traffic!!)

Driving down to Sydney this morning on the F3, I looked over to my left and there was a woman in a brand new BMW doing 110 Kilometers per hour with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner!

I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that damn makeup!!!

It scared me so bad, I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the donut out of my other hand. In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel I knocked my cell phone away from my ear and it fell into the coffee between my legs and DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL!!!!!

Damn Women Drivers!!!!!!!!! :-)>
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Yeessss, amazes me the amount of drivers whop think there car is a mobile bathroom. :oo1: :oo1: :oo1:
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Yeessss, amazes me the amount of drivers whop think there car is a mobile bathroom. :oo1: :oo1: :oo1:
are you saying i can't shower while driving? damn...
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You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen. It said, 'Parking Fine.'So that was nice.

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Yeessss, amazes me the amount of drivers whop think there car is a mobile bathroom. :oo1: :oo1: :oo1:
You miss the humour in that gaz? :s3
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Old 02-13-2002, 19:03   #6 (permalink)
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We all need lessons from Mr Bean. You've all seen the episode where he brushes his teeth in the car (using the wiper nozzles to gargle) and then gets changed into his suit?
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We can laugh, but this story is most probably true! I kid you not I have seen people reading the paper whilst driving down the aforementioned freeway...:oo1: :dead:
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You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen. It said, 'Parking Fine.'So that was nice.

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I just want to know what happened to the electric shaver???
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