I tell you, women drivers are a hazard to traffic. Driving to work this morning on the
Freeway, I look over to my left and there’s this woman in a Laser doing 120 kms per
hour with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner! I look away
for a couple of seconds and when I look back she’s halfway over in my lane. Scared
me so bad I dropped my electric shaver in my coffee!