Blue Blooded Ford Man
Join Date: Apr 2002
Location: Riverina, NSW. Falcon country
Driving to the office this morning on the motorway, I looked over to my right and there was a woman in a brand new BMW doing 120 km/h with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner!
I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup!
It scared me so bad, I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the egg & bacon roll out of my other hand.
In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my mobile from my ear, which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed and burned BIG JIM AND THE ROUND TWINS, causing me to scream, which made me drop the cigarette out of my mouth, ruined my shirt and DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL!!!!!!!
DAMN WOMEN DRIVERS!!!!!!!!
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