KenOath

Driving to the office this morning on the motorway, I looked over to my right and there was a woman in a brand new BMW doing 120 km/h with her face up next to her rear view mirror putting on her eyeliner!

I looked away for a couple seconds and when I looked back she was halfway over in my lane, still working on that makeup!

It scared me so bad, I dropped my electric shaver, which knocked the egg & bacon roll out of my other hand.

In all the confusion of trying to straighten out the car using my knees against the steering wheel, it knocked my mobile from my ear, which fell into the coffee between my legs, splashed and burned BIG JIM AND THE ROUND TWINS, causing me to scream, which made me drop the cigarette out of my mouth, ruined my shirt and DISCONNECTED AN IMPORTANT CALL!!!!!!!

DAMN WOMEN DRIVERS!!!!!!!!

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Dellboy999

LMAO

Now we know the first bit is only to true, and the rest we know is merely a dramatisation (the ruined shirt bit), the rest I am sure is factual .............. LOL

Dellboy999

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Phat XLS-ute

haha so true women drivers suck, espeically magda off australia's worst drivers

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Bluedriver

Good one Ken, got that on email this morn you bugger.........

The boss was laughing his head off though

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XF Falcon

hahah hillarious :)

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Fordhead

If you don't like women drivers , stay off the footpath

psycho chicken

hahaha good one

EvilEA

Thats fantastic! LOL!!

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The Goodz

Haha it's so true. Although the last bit I'm sure is just there for effect, we all know us men are the superior drivers

Alex

EFFalcon

its worse when they're sitting up your arse

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