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Old 01-24-2004, 14:32   #1 (permalink)
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Women drivers

A sign in the Bank Lobby reads:

"Please note that this Bank is installing new "Drive-through" teller
machines enabling customers to withdraw cash without leaving their
vehicles. Customers using this new facility are requested to use the
below outlined procedures when accessing their accounts.

MALE &FEMALE procedures have been developed after months of
careful research. Please follow the appropriate steps for your gender.


MALE PROCEDURE

1. Drive up to the cash machine.
2. Put down your car window.
3. Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
4. Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
5. Retrieve card, cash and receipt.
6. Put window up.
7. Drive off.


FEMALE PROCEDURE

1. Drive up to cash machine.
2. Reverse and back up the required amount to align car window
with the machine.
3. Set parking brake, put the window down.
4. Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger seat to
locate card.
5. Turn the radio down
7. Open car door to allow easier access to machine due to its
excessive distance from the car.
8. Insert card.
9. Re-insert card the right way up.
10. Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN written on
the inside back page.
11. Enter PIN.
12. Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
13. Enter amount of cash required.
14. Check make up in rear view mirror.
15. Retrieve cash and receipt.
16. Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place cash inside.
17. Place receipt in back of checkbook.
18. Re-check make-up again.
19. Drive forward 2 feet.
20. Reverse back to cash machine.
21. Retrieve card.
22. Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place card into
the slot provided.
23. Give appropriate one-fingered hand signal to irate male
driver waiting behind.
24. Restart stalled engine and pull off.
25. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
26. Release Parking Brake

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Old 01-24-2004, 15:22   #2 (permalink)
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I must be a bloke
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Old 01-24-2004, 15:26   #3 (permalink)
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very well done :D
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25. Drive for 2 to 3 miles.
26. Release Parking Brake

BWA HAHAHAHAHAHA


The sad thing is I know a girl like this. She rolled back into a car at the lights a few weeks ago........she has an auto.
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Old 01-24-2004, 18:28   #5 (permalink)
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Disturbingly true...
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hahahaha i love it !

Most female drivers i see are absolutely like this, bloody useless....with the exception of the ladies on here, and my g/f lol
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ha ha ha

I shouldnt laugh, as the person who gave me my P's was a lady who was more competent than the guy who failed me twice due to his 3 second memory and couldnt remember what happened during the test.
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lol... so true

i hate drivin with my mum on my L's, every time i boot it she gets worried or when i go round a corner fast she tells me off, and dont get me started when i spin the wheels on a gravel road...
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Old 01-25-2004, 04:40   #9 (permalink)
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I must be a bloke

LOL I must be too ....................

Theres some blokes I know that would fall under the female category ..........



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i dnt doubht that either mother nature... theres some d**kheads outhere! thats for sure!!!
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