Falchoon

Apologies to XR8 Chic and XR8_Sprint_Gal, I'm sure they woiuld never do this!:o

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You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen. It said, 'Parking Fine.'So that was nice.

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SnaggS

hehe, yeh, they wouldn't be able to afford a BMW ;p

XR8chic

Hey - I worked in a service station for 4 years. I saw that happen maybe a dozen times.... and you know what - it was ALWAYS MEN that did it....:p :p :p

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puts99

If you pull our legs any harder they'll break off!:D :p

Discovery

errrrrr.... what about me? Does this mean you think I (a girl) might do this?

:o

Jase_ELXR8

Someones got some sucking up to be done!!!

FTEfan

BMW+women=No idea!
Just kidding, I know quite a few females who:
(a) can out drive me
(b) know how to work on cars
(c) beat the living sh!t out of me!
Gotta say though, I have come across a few Merc owners that stupid, lotsa money=no need to think.

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puts99

Grovel time....

Here boy!!! :p :p :p :p :p :eek:

LunaticSVT

i can tell you that my wife can run with the best of them. she took her pontiac t/a for a run of 11.94 in the quarter. funny thing is that we had several bets with the guys there at the track. most did not think that she could run. boy were they in for a shock.


most were really shocked when the saw her take a broadside from a mustang driver on the track and pull it out for a 14.3. you know some ford drivers should not be allowed to race let alone drive. this guy bounced off of the right wall and tagged her on the right rearr quarter. i thought she was gonna bite the big one on that race. she straightened it out and still had a better time than most drivers in her class.

so women drivers are not all that way. my wife is not one of them. just be glad that she i s not on here cause she would have riped ya a new one.

Discovery

Ok Falchoon it's been a few days with no apology so here goes (sorry to those of you who would never dare to cross a female:D)

Q: What must a woman do when a man is running around in circles?
A: Reload and continue shooting.
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"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack said as he stepped out of the shower, "Honey, what do you think the neighbours would think if I mowed the lawn like this?"
"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.
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Q: Why can't men get Mad Cow Disease?
A: Because it only attacks the brain.
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Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor.
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Q: A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world"
A: The woman says : "I will surely miss you"
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My husband came home with a tube of KY jelly and said, "This will
make you happy tonight."
He was right. When he went out of the bedroom, I squirted it all over the doorknobs. He couldn't get back in.


:D :p