Ok Falchoon it's been a few days with no apology so here goes (sorry to those of you who would never dare to cross a female:D)
Q: What must a woman do when a man is running around in circles?
A: Reload and continue shooting.
"It's just too hot to wear clothes today," Jack said as he stepped out of the shower, "Honey, what do you think the neighbours would think if I mowed the lawn like this?"
"Probably that I married you for your money," she replied.
Q: Why can't men get Mad Cow Disease?
A: Because it only attacks the brain.
Q: What do you call an intelligent, good looking, sensitive man?
A: A rumor.
Q: A couple is lying in bed. The man says, "I am going to make you the happiest woman in the world"
A: The woman says : "I will surely miss you"
My husband came home with a tube of KY jelly and said, "This will
make you happy tonight."
He was right. When he went out of the bedroom, I squirted it all over the doorknobs. He couldn't get back in.