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Wording on products...

NEW - Different color from previous design.

ALL NEW - Parts are not interchangeable with previous design.

EXCLUSIVE - Imported product.

UNMATCHED - Almost as good as the competition.

FOOLPROOF OPERATION - No provision for adjustments.

ADVANCED DESIGN - The advertising agency doesn't understand it.

IT'S HERE AT LAST - Rush job. Nobody knew it was coming.

FIELD TESTED - Manufacturer lacks test equipment.

HIGH ACCURACY - Unit on which all parts fit.

FUTURISTIC - No other reason why it looks the way it does.

REDESIGNED - Previous flaws fixed - we hope.

DIRECT SALES ONLY - Factory had a big argument with distributor.

YEARS OF DEVELOPMENT - We finally got one to work.

BREAKTHROUGH - We finally figured out a use for it.

MAINTENANCE FREE - Impossible to fix.

MEETS ALL STANDARDS - Ours, not yours.

SOLID-STATE - Heavy as hell.

LESS FATTENING - Now doesn't have the same fat content as pig stomach lining.

HIGH RELIABILITY - We made it work long enough to ship it.

NON-REFUNDABLE - We couldn't make it work long enough to ship it.

FAT FREE - You pay for the food, but the fat is free.

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I never buy anything with the word "Qaulity" written on it because 9 times out of 10 it will be dead before first use.

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oh come on! The ford Zephr came with "Certified Golden Quality".....

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Very clever,Sundeep.
It would be even funnier if it wasn’t true.
Here’s a few more,

Environmentally friendly – Keep the greenies happy.

Biodegradable – Will only kill half the fish in the bay.

Antibacterial – Same as old product but sounds cleaner.

FPV and XR Owners Club of Victoria

Herrod XR8 ute for sale. too many extras to list.
Check it out here.


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Good stuff Sunshine

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