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Wow! I'm the first NON Brazillian to travel back in time!

http://www.johntitor.com/

This website is claiming that some dude called John Titor travelled back in time from 2036 to 2000... in a 1967 Chev! Someone's been watching Back To The Future too many times!

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Oh Dear...someone forgot to take his medication


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thats right mr pee-body!
quiet you!

check this one out:
http://www.coasttocoastam.com/shows/2004/08/10.html

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I have received permission from my superiors to send you this one communiqué. I believe that it is time to put the saga of John Titor to rest once and for all. I too am from the future and am an officer in the Temporal Fraud Division, of the Chronology Bureau.
Let me state to you right now that "John Titor" is a real person, although this is not his actual name. We of the future have strict laws governing time travel, for the obvious reasons, and Mr. Titor has broken these laws. We do the best we can keeping track of those who would use time travel to their own advantage or to dupe those of earlier times. However every now and then one of these criminals does manage to elude us for a time.
This felony in our time is rather akin to the problem you are having with Identity Theft in your time. Instead of stealing identities however, these people are literally stealing your time. I hope you understand the unbelievable damage that a person form our time, knowing every single detail and fact of your time could do. Mr. Titor has been apprehended and was dealt with according to our laws. He shall not be bothering you again. You were lucky this time. This will be the one and only communication you shall receive from me.
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Ok thats just ****en wierd...

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Yeah, I've heard about this guy before, I think it's funny, and this "John Titor" is probably STILL laughing at all the people who fell for what he wrote!

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Let me guess this guy's favourite movie - TIMECOP?

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^^^^ Exactly what I was thinking

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http://mena.typepad.com/dollarshort/bttf-thumb.jpg <-- John Titor?

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Woah.

Too many drugs..
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I love this stuff.
These guys can travel in time.
So john titor jumps back to 2pm PST 12 Nov 2004.
The time cops see this because it is history.
They send the "get the baddy time dude" squad back to 1:59pm and catch him when he arrives.
Of course he sees this before he leaves because it is history and tricks them by arriving at 1:58 pm.
This goes on until they all end up fried at the "Big Bang"

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