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XF ute used as mobile brothel

Hello guys and girls I had my XF ute stolen about two weeks ago just after I had put an mp3 player in it. The police rang me a couple of days ago and they caught a guy driving it in st kilda. The RACV then towed it to a panel beaters so I went to see if any stuff was still in it and what damage had been done.

So I’m looking over the car and on the floor there is a tube of lube. I take a look under the seat and there is a box I pull it out and it’s an anal vibrater. By this stage I was on the floor laughing and wondering if I was being set up.

But apart from bald rear tyres, broken window and the dipstick hanging out of the ignition all seems ok even the MP3 player is there.
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lmao! oh boy, I knew sick people stole cars but geez......
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Ohh mate

Time to get a kill switch in it

and some plastic seat covers
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you know u can never sit in that seat again

Am i suppost to put something funny here?
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you might want to get the insurance company to do a good detail of the interior. In all seriousness, there may be body fluids in there as well if u get my drift.
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Re: XF ute used as mobile brothel

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So I’m looking over the car and on the floor there is a tube of lube. I take a look under the seat and there is a box I pull it out and it’s an anal vibrater.
So you got all your stuff back then...
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Re: Re: XF ute used as mobile brothel

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So you got all your stuff back then...
hahahaha you beat me to it!

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