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Old 12-22-2003, 12:16   #1 (permalink)
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Xmas joke

Well, not really.

Question: What do you get if you cross a donkey with an onion?

Answer: Most of the time you simply get an onion with long ears, but every once in a while, you luck out and get a piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes.


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Old 12-22-2003, 13:45   #2 (permalink)
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Re: Xmas joke

Haha....not the best joke doing the rounds, but still a good one.
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