TopGhia

Well, not really.

Question: What do you get if you cross a donkey with an onion?

Answer: Most of the time you simply get an onion with long ears, but every once in a while, you luck out and get a piece of ass that brings tears to your eyes.

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"I married Miss Right. I just didn't know her first name was Always."

FordHawk

Haha....not the best joke doing the rounds, but still a good one.

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Would you like to change your name to Homer Junior? People can call you Hoju.