Y did kamikaze pilots wear helmets? Y is there no egg in eggplant, no ham in hamburger and no pine or apple in pineapple? Y is it that when the stars are out they're visible but when the lights are out they're invisible? Y do they call it a tv set when you only get one? Y if a person who plays the piano is called a pianist, isn't a person that drives a racing car called a racist? Y does a house burn up as it burns down? Y can you make amends but not one amend? Y if people from Poland are called Poles, aren't people from Holand called Holes? Y do you recite at a play and play at a recital? Y are they all called apartments when they are all stuck together? Y do we wait until a pig is dead to cure it? Y do you fill in a form by filling it out? Y do overlook and oversee have different meanings? Y is the human race called a race-who is going to win? Y is it called a building when it's already built? Y does an alarm go off by going on? Y do they sterilize needles for lethal injections? Y isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds? Y can't women put mascara on with their mouths closed? Y is abbreviated such a long word? Y is the man who invests all your money called a broker? Y isn't there mouse flavoured cat food? Y is a boxing ring square? Y do fat chance and slim chance mean the same thing? Y does rush hour have the slowest traffic? Y do flammable and inflammable mean the same thing? Y do doctors call what they do practice? Y are they called stands when they're made for sitting? Y do we put suits in a garment bag and garments in a suitcase? Y is it called shipment when you transport something by car and cargo when you transport something by ship? Y are there flotation devices under plane seats instead of parachutes? Y do you draw a bath by filling it? Y is there the speed of light but not the speed of dark? Y are there self help groups? Y isn't the plural of booth beeth if the plural of tooth is teeth? Y don't you laugh when you hit your funnybone? Y do you wind up your watch to start it but wind up a conversation to end it? Y is lemon juice made from artificial flavour when dishwashing liquid is made with real lemons? Y is it called a one night stand when it's spent lying down? Y do people get vetted when animals get doctored? Y does your nose run and your feet smell?
Y can't the jokes be spaced out so their easier to read.
So we have the R World and now the Y World. What next?!
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Y is there the speed of light but not the speed of dark?
I completely missed that one until it was quoted by Beefchief.
To answer, there is a Speed Of Dark. Anyone who hangs with the 3FB crowd will know about this!
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