Yeee Hawwww - Ford Forums - Mustang Forum, Ford Trucks, Ford Focus and Ford Cars
The Pub For General Discussion

 
LinkBack Thread Tools Display Modes
post #1 of 7 (permalink) Old 02-03-04, 03:16 AM Thread Starter
No longer around
 
MADNC_8's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jun 2002
Location: Geelong
Age: 35
Posts: 4,882
Yeee Hawwww

got this in an email today:

A hillbilly farmer who wanted a divorce paid a visit to a lawyer.
The lawyer said" How can I help you?"
The Farmer replies" I want to get one of those dayvorces"
The lawyer says" Do you have any grounds?"
The farmer said" Yes, I've Got 40 acres"
Lawyer " No, you don't understand, do you have a suit?"
Farmer " Yes, I got a suit, I wear it to church on Sundays"
Lawyer "No, no I mean, do you have a case?"
Farmer " No, I don't have a case...but I got a John Deere"
Lawyer " No,no, no I mean, do you have a grudge?"
Farmer " Yes, I got a grudge, that's where I parks my John Deere"
Lawyer " Does your wife beat you up or something?"
Farmer " No, we both get up at 4:30am"
Finally the lawyer says " Is your wife a nagger?"
The farmer replies " No, she's a nice little white gal, but our last baby
was a nagger and that's why I want a dayvorce."


hehe im still laughin
MADNC_8 is offline  
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
post #2 of 7 (permalink) Old 02-03-04, 04:49 AM
I am The Brain
 
FordHawk's Avatar
 
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Melbourne, Ford of Aus land
Age: 31
Posts: 3,073
Re: Yeee Hawwww

Hahhahaha I like it MADNC!!! Funny one!

Would you like to change your name to Homer Junior? People can call you Hoju.
FordHawk is offline  
post #3 of 7 (permalink) Old 02-03-04, 06:42 AM
Not a Twink
 
honer's Avatar
 
Join Date: Oct 2002
Location: Perth, Australia
Age: 33
Posts: 1,086
Re: Yeee Hawwww

Hahahah good joke mate
honer is offline  
post #4 of 7 (permalink) Old 02-03-04, 08:53 PM
Registered User
 
Join Date: Jun 2003
Location: perth
Posts: 274
Re: Yeee Hawwww

Bloody Hilarious.
turboute is offline  
post #5 of 7 (permalink) Old 02-04-04, 03:51 AM
YES its a 5 Speed!!
 
Supa R00's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2003
Location: Somewhere around here
Age: 29
Posts: 2,242
Re: Yeee Hawwww

heheh pisser!!!

1994 ED XR6
Tickford wings are for Tickford cars...
Proud TQE Operator

For Sale: 2001 Yamaha WR400F
PM me for info
Supa R00 is offline  
post #6 of 7 (permalink) Old 02-04-04, 04:45 AM
Ride like the Wind
 
Join Date: Nov 2002
Location: Brisbane
Age: 31
Posts: 631
Re: Yeee Hawwww

absolute ripper

Proud OQE Operator
and TW Operator

Barefoot is offline  
post #7 of 7 (permalink) Old 02-05-04, 12:41 AM
Registered User
 
tx3dude's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: WOLLONONG
Posts: 582
Re: Yeee Hawwww

tx3dude is offline  
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
Reply

  Ford Forums - Mustang Forum, Ford Trucks, Ford Focus and Ford Cars > Fordforums Community > The Pub


Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 
Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Show Printable Version
Email this Page Email this Page
Display Modes
Linear Mode Linear Mode



Posting Rules  
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On

 
For the best viewing experience please update your browser to Google Chrome