Yesterday at work I made a girl Puke :-)
our pod (cube of 4 people) were talking about mayonaise for whatever.
So I started to tell this guy Ken about my friend Jack.
(flashback to Circa 2001 or so)
Jack and this other guy were at a party. Both WASTED !
The other guy was talking sh*t to jack saying I can drink you under the table blah blah blah.
Jack said lets put your money where your mouth is and got out two shot glasses.
He reached into the fridge got a jar of hellman's mayonaise.
He grabbed a spoon. spooned one shot glass of mayo and put another spoonful of mayo into the other shot glass.
PUT BOTH SHOT GLASSES into the MICROWAVE.
So there these idiots are gonna do a shot of hot mayonaise.
They did the shot. Jack kept it down the other guy threw up all over the place.
Jack for the WINS
As I am telling Ken this story the girl that sits in our Pod Covers her mouth about halfway through the story and runs into the bathroom and Pukes.
I felt bad so another girl I work with went into the bathroom to check on her and sure enough she was puking.
I win !
So funny ! ! ! ! !