yet another Wayne Carey joke
When Wayne and Sally first got married, Wayne said, "I am
putting a box under our bed. You must promise never to look in it." In all the first year of marriage, Sally never looked. However, on the afternoon of their 1st anniversary, curiosity got the better of her and she lifted the lid and peeked inside. In the box there were 3 empty beer cans and $1,974.25 in cash.
After dinner, Sally could no longer contain her guilt and she
confessed saying, "I am so sorry. For all this time, I kept my promise and never looked in the box under the bed. However, today the temptation was too much and I gave in. But now I need to know, Why do you keep the empty cans in the box?"
Wayne thought of a while and said, "I guess that after all this
time you deserve to know the truth. Whenever I was unfaithful to you, I put an empty beer can in the box to remind myself not to do it again." Sally was shocked, but thought to herself, "I am very disappointed and saddened, but guess he does spend a lot of time away from home on the road, temptation does happen and I guess three times is not all that bad." They hugged and
made their peace.
A little while later, Sally asked Wayne, "So why do you have all
that money in the box?" Wayne answered. "Well, whenever the box filled up with empty cans, I took them to the recycling centre and redeemed them for cash."
You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen. It said, 'Parking Fine.'So that was nice.