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Old 03-14-2003, 17:46   #1 (permalink)
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Wink You know you're a postwhore when...

Postwhore n (*): 1) One who, most often electronically, publishes ones thoughts in a manner more rapid than the rest and has little regard for the topic or current interest in fore mentioned thought. 2) One who excessively states ones opinion for the sake of it being recorded for viewing ultimately raise ones post count to excessive levels.

…You spend three hours waiting for someone to respond to your post
…You get mad when someone else is the first to respond to a new thread
…[funny]You find your Word documents are full of ezcodes and smiles{/funny] :p
…You spend the extra 50 bucks for a web enhanced cell phone
…You're always late for work/school because you were posting before breakfast
…You consider the day slow when someone posts once every 10 minutes
…Your homepage is the Chat Forum of a web board
…Natural light is your enemy
…You have prepared posts waiting for responses
…You order pizza online because you don't want to log off the internet
…You have sunburn from the monitor
…You start a thread and get bored when nobody responds and post to yourself
…You constantly edit your post so it stays at the top
…Flood Control is the second most visited page on your computer
…You have no shame
…You're wife/girlfriend has to post the dinner reservations on the forum so you'll remember
…You use your friend's screennames when you talk to them in person
…The keyboard is always warm to the touch
…All the letters on the keyboard are faded or missing
…You can recall the last five posts you had but can't remember your wife's/girlfriend's birthday
…You want a waterproof laptop for Christmas/birthday so you can post while in the shower …You know how to spell every noise the human body can make
…Your screenname never leaves the Online box
…When you turn the monitor off you can still see the images burned into the screen
…Flood control is your mortal enemy
…You only have shortcuts for forums in your Favorites folder
…You fear power outages
…You own stock in Visine and Clear Eyes
…You bought an UPS power system for your laptop
…You consider it a "healthy" pasty white glow to your skin
…You have a window open for each forum
…You never need to push the refresh button on any of them
…You have 8,000 posts in 8 months
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Old 03-14-2003, 19:00   #2 (permalink)
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...You create a thread about postwhoring.
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Old 03-14-2003, 19:04   #3 (permalink)
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Old 03-14-2003, 20:00   #4 (permalink)
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HAHAHA good one XH.
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Old 03-14-2003, 21:35   #5 (permalink)
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Old 03-14-2003, 22:21   #6 (permalink)
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When you reply to a thread coz it's title is post whoring!
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Postwhores!!!!


There are a few funny ones in there, but they come from a different list too.
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Old 03-15-2003, 15:19   #8 (permalink)
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I thought this was a link to mail order escorts .......... damn , my search must continue ............................
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