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post #1 of 24 (permalink) Old 05-21-04, 02:56 AM Thread Starter
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Wink are you a pervert????

read down...but dont cheat!!




THE
RANGE

OF

8

INCHES

LONG.

THE FUNCTIONING OF WHICH IS

ENJOYED

BY

MEMBERS

OF

BOTH

SEXES.

IS

USUALLY FOUND HUNG, DANGLING READY

LOOSLEY

FOR

INSTANT

ACTION.

IT BOASTS OF A CLUMP OF

LITTLE

HAIRY

THINGS

AT

ONE

END

AND

SMALL

HOLE AT THE OTHER. IN USE, IT

IS

INSERTED,

ALMOST

ALWAYS

WILLINGLY, SOMETIMES SLOWLY,

SOMETIMES

QUICKLY,

INTO

A

WARM,

FLESHY, MOIST OPENING WHERE

IT

IS

THRUST

IN

AND

DRAWN

OUT

AGAIN

AND AGAIN MANY TIMES IN

SUCCESSION,

OFTEN

QUICKLY

AND

ACCOMPANIED BY SQUIRMING BODILY MOVEMENTS.

ANYONE

FOUND

LISTENING IN WILL MOST SURELY

RECOGNIZE

THE

RHYTHMIC,

PULSING

SOUND, RESULTING FROM THE

WELL

LUBRICATED

MOVEMENTS.

WHEN

FINALLY WITHDRAWN, IT LEAVES

BEHIND

A

JUICY,

FROTHY,

WHITE

STICKY

SUBSTANCE, SOME OF WHICH WILL

NEED

CLEANING FROM

THE

OUTER

SURFACES OF THE OPENING AND

SOME

OF

FROM

ITS

LONG

GLISTENING

SHAFT. AFTER EVERYTHING IS

DONE

AND

THE

FLOWING

AND

CLEANSING

LIQUIDS HAVE CEASED

EMANATING,

IT

IS

RETURNED

TO

ITS

FREELY

HANGING STATE OF REST, READY

YET

FOR

ANOTHER

BIT

OF

ACTION,

HOPEFULLY REACHING ITS

BRISTLING

CLIMAX

TWICE

OR

THREE

TIMES A

DAY, BUT OFTEN MUCH LESS.

WHAT AM I???????

AS YOU MAY HAVE ALREADY

GUESSED,

THE

ANSWER !

TO

THE

RIDDLE

IS

NONE OTHER THAN YOUR VERY OWN..........

> > > > > > > >

> > > > > > > >

> > > > > > > >

> > > > > > > >

> > > > > > > >

> > > > > > > >

> > > > > > > >

TOOTHBRUSH.........

what were you

thinking?

You PERVERT!

HSV Herpes Simplex Virus
GAME OVER!
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post #2 of 24 (permalink) Old 05-21-04, 02:59 AM
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Re: are you a pervert????

bahahaha
i knew that was going somewhere good

Do not read this
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Re: are you a pervert????

for a minute i thought it was shaving cream....

hmmm
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Re: are you a pervert????

LOL yeah i got that one at work today.
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post #5 of 24 (permalink) Old 05-21-04, 03:08 AM Thread Starter
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Re: are you a pervert????

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Originally Posted by BlueAU
LOL yeah i got that one at work today.
i just pulled that out of my mail from over a year ago.

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Re: are you a pervert????

Yes

and i only got halfway through your post and decided to reply!
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post #7 of 24 (permalink) Old 05-21-04, 03:16 AM Thread Starter
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Re: are you a pervert????

i was shocked myself to see the real answer when i first read it.
im a perv!!

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yep, pervert
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Re: are you a pervert????

nup, only because i have seen something like this before

Am i suppost to put something funny here?
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Re: are you a pervert????

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