are you under the thumb??
Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says, "I want
the men to make two lines. One for the men that dominated their women on
earth and the other for the men that were dominated by their women.
Also, I want all the women to go with St. Peter."
Said and done, the next time God looked, the women are gone and there
are two lines. The line of the men that were dominated by their women
was 100 miles long, and in the line of men that dominated their women,
there was only one man.
God got mad and said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I
created you in my image and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at
the only one of my sons that stood up and made me proud. Learn from
him! Tell them my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this
And the man replied, "I don't know. My wife told me to stand here."
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