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Old 05-20-2004, 20:46   #1 (permalink)
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are you under the thumb??

Everybody on earth dies and goes to heaven. God comes and says, "I want
the men to make two lines. One for the men that dominated their women on
earth and the other for the men that were dominated by their women.
Also, I want all the women to go with St. Peter."

Said and done, the next time God looked, the women are gone and there
are two lines. The line of the men that were dominated by their women
was 100 miles long, and in the line of men that dominated their women,
there was only one man.

God got mad and said, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I
created you in my image and you were all whipped by your mates. Look at
the only one of my sons that stood up and made me proud. Learn from
him! Tell them my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this
line?"

And the man replied, "I don't know. My wife told me to stand here."
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Old 05-20-2004, 22:26   #2 (permalink)
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No girlfriend = No possibility of being under the thumb.

Unfortunately it also means infrequent sex :(
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davway, how true, how true!!
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No girlfriend = No possibility of being under the thumb.

Unfortunately it also means infrequent sex :(
Right now I'd rather have no girlfirend than be under the b*tches huge thumb!
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Right now I'd rather have no girlfirend than be under the b*tches huge thumb!
Huge thumb? Big chicks freak me out! LOL
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lol! guess you didnt let that Rachael Lopez lady or whatever her name was use your car?
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Now thats a Big Arth!
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hahah, thats damn good
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Old 05-20-2004, 23:02   #9 (permalink)
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I didn't mean big as in big - I meant it in a figurative way!

Thin as a twig more like it..
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I didn't mean big as in big - I meant it in a figurative way!

Thin as a twig more like it..
Haha its cool mate, wasnt putting ya missus down. Hope ya didnt take offense.
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