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post #1 of 11 (permalink) Old 11-13-03, 07:55 PM Thread Starter
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You've been Married too Long

Got this text the other day, thought it was a little beauty.



Women standing nude, looks in the mirror & says to her husband
"I look horrible fat & ugly would you pay me a compliment ?"
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"Ur eyesights Phuckn spot on"

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post #2 of 11 (permalink) Old 11-13-03, 09:03 PM
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Hahaha what a classic !
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Sounds like a quick way to die!


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Thems Staysharp words me thinks.
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Love it Bluedriver, you can tell that one to Sticky up at the Mountain 'cause I'm not game.
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lovin it ,thats good!LOL

cars are a lethal weapon,your not invinsible when you get into one,and no matter how much skill you think you have,you are never in control you are always on the edge of death it may not happen today but if you keep driving like you do,you too will end up dead!
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hahaha, feels bold for a second then runs... no sex for a month
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/me sees a war of the sexes happening

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I'm staying out of this one...
I'd be single all over again if I every said that to me missus....single and with a thrashed up XR6.

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hahahaha
thats all i can say at the moment

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