AU dude

I met her at CIVIC.
I'd been HOLDEN up at the bar all night, as she walked in,
I looked her ROVER
I thought she seemed FAMILIA,
but that was just a MIRAGE.
She came to me on her own ACCORD.
I said, "AUDI",
she told me she thought I was GALANT.
I lied to her and told her I was an EXECUTIVE.
I was just being CALAIS.
She was quite a STARLET,
wearing a nice MINI,
but not that of HUNTER.
Her name was SILVIA,
and she was a real TROOPER.
I'd drunk a few CORONAS,
when I tried to IMPREZA.
She told me not to PORSCHE it.
I told her I wanted to LANCER.
Turns out she was an ESCORT.
So, by my standards, I wasn't that FORD.
I didn't want to pay, she said "you don't know what your NISSAN."
So i paid. I took her back to my place, or HQ as I'd like to call it.
I had a BIGHORN and,
of course, I was an absolute LEGEND.
Later, when there was a PRELUDE,
I went to see if there was any food left in the LADA.
It was a great night, but I really should have worn a condom,
because, you see, I left her with my LEGACY:
a little BAMBINA.

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