Things you won't here at Bathurst this year
Hey, shut up! I can't hear the race.
Sex with your sister!? Man, that's sick.
My GOD, this is a splendid Merlot!
Hey, you with the large breasts -- out of the way! We're trying to watch a race here!
Chesterton, be a good lad and retrieve the Wall Street Journal from my attaché case, then fetch me some clotted cream for my scone.
These are even better seats than we had for the Lionel Richie concert!
Whew! No more beer for me, fellas...
...and now, singing our national anthem -- international recording artist Boy George!