russellw

Open to suggestions here people. This is not serious by the way.

Here are some from me -

Fair Performing Vehicles
Faulty Performance Vehicles
Faerie Performance Vehicles
Farded Performance Vehicles (for GT with stripes) - for those who don''t know Farded is defined as gaudily painted.
Fail-to-Perform Vehicles
Fanciful Performance Vehicles
Flaccid Performance Vehicles
Fat Plodding Vehicles

Certainly not -

Feverishly Produced Vehicles
Fast Performing Vehicles

Cheers
Russ

Milo Kerrigan

FPV = Ford Provide Viagra , Falcons Pull Veetimes (Maaate)

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laminge

Fairly Pissed Velvet?

russellw

Well said ElGazz!

JC-XR8

ROFL!

How about:
Slow Build Times - not so good, the letters FPV don't fit

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BOF

failed to perform is a good one, mid 14 1/4!!!!! try and put that up against a GTS with it's out of the box 13.2 sec times and your kidding yourself.


Remember plenty of simple minded people buy cars on 1/4 times and the fact remains, a 300kw GTS will kick a GT or GTP all day long, it would be a hell of a lot more fun to drive thats for sure

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GT --- Grossly Tubby
GT-P --- Grossly Tubby Plus!

FPR --- Fairly Poor Racing
FPR --- Funds Pre-Retirement (Seton)

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Fart Powered Vehicles
Fat Phuck Vehicles
Fast Potty Vehicles
Fords Pussy Vehicles

Ford Project Rejects

Mr Sparkle

Hmm...

* Fairly Predictable Valuations
* Forcibly Potent Valvetrain
* Frightening Performance Variations
* Frigging Pretty Vehicles (with the exception of those BLOODY STRIPES)
* Freaky Paint Vapours
* Forgotten Planet Vortex - ok I'm getting carried away now

More to come during the work day...

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