Sorry mate, couldn't help it. :)
First check your fuel filter, is it getting enough fuel?
Check the condition of the spark plugs for oil fouling etc
Check the auto trans fluid, is is red or black?
Is it overheating, losing coolant? It is pretty hard to diagnose faults on-line, without looking at the car.
I think you may have to invest the $$'s to have it tuned up.
If that doesn't help, then burn it.