Some people are just TSFW(too stupid for words)
Dumb, dumber, and dumbiest,
I was pulling my hair out, checking fusibles, relays, and more and nothing was working. Then my uncle came over and watched and said, "Well, it is plain and simple, no juice to the starter!" Then it clicked, when I pulled the earth from the engine mount on the block, I noticed that the bolts were finger loose, not cool, so I tightened them up and decided that I would check the mount on the passenger side of the engine and well, they were so loose, that one them had actually fallen out!! Really not cool!! When I was tightening up the bolts on the mount I pulled the red relay wire off the back of the starter, and forgot to put it back on! So.....
The only thing I can say is that everyone needs to keep a close eye on their engine mounts, especially if you just recently acquired it.
Sometimes it is just too easy,