find a tall cliff or hill with a steep drop off, then get a case of beer and
a brick. park about 200 ft from the drop off, and pop the top on a cold one.
put the brick on the gas pedal, then close the door with the window open.
reach in and start the motor, and drop it in gear. sit back, drink the beer
and watch the disposal. if you have a video camera, it is best to have the
cameraman below to catch the whole thing, so you can rewatch it .
"trainfan1" <email@example.com> wrote in message
> Fred wrote:
> > I've got to dispose of my 98 Aerostar with major engine
> > trouble. Everything else works fine, but has 170K miles on
> > it. The local junk yards will give $100 max. Donation will
> > only give me $500, which means about $100 or so off my
> > taxes. Any alternatives to this?
> > Thanks in advance.
> > Fred