I am sorry, but I cannot participate in your online business because it
conflicts with mine.
Since all it takes is a simple "service" to be performed for money transfers
to become perfectly legal, I have begun a service that liberates monetary
funds and transfers them to a much happier place.
Rather than becoming part of a large internet community that costs you $5,
you can liberate your money in any whole dollar increment by sending me
whatever amount that you want (whole dollar increments only)!! In exchange,
you will have a clear conscience knowing that the money you send me is being
set free to aid in economic development in a small corner of the U.S.
So, if you are wondering how this works, here it is. If 1 million people
read this, and only 50% of them have enough pity for you, that means you
liberate $500,000 and can infuse that much money into your local economy.
Just think of the possibilities. The best part is that you don't have to
worry about 4 other people getting their fair share.
If you wish to purchase my services, please respond to this newsgroup with
the subject line "PLEASE LIBERATE MY MONETARY FUNDS", and I will give you
instructions on how to liberate your cash.
"JJSomar" <firstname.lastname@example.org> wrote in message
> Paypal Magic !!!!! Earn ?5000 within 2 weeks with
> Read this message until the end, and you will find out how the money flows
> in easy !!!!.
> Follow the steps and it WILL work. Trust me !!!!!.
> It's NOT illegal and it is NOT a scam !!!!!.
> The only thing you need is : - E-MAIL ACCOUNT
> - PREMIER (FREE) or BUSINESS PAYPAL ACCOUNT
> - ?5 on this account (The only investment)
> - 30 minutes of your time
> There is no limit on how much money you can recieve, and you haven't got
> anything to lose with this Business program. I will explain how it works
> Follow these 4 easy steps and it WILL work !!!!!.
> STEP 1 : SIGN UP FOR A FREE PAYPAL ACCOUNT !!!!!.
> Paypal is a free and safe way to pay and receive money on the
> Creating a account is as easy as creating a MSN account.
> Copy and paste the next line in your Internet browser and sign up.
> Be sure to sign up for a FREE Premier or Business account and not
> a Personal account. You cannot receive CREDITCARD payments with
> a Personal account and we can't have that. Do we !!!!!.
> STEP 2 : SENT ?5 TO YOUR PAYPAL ACCOUNT
> This is your only investment to receive the money with ease.
> With your Paypal account, send ?1 to each e-mailadres listed
> !!!!! IMPORTANT !!!!! Be sure to use this SUBJECT : *PLEASE PUT ME
> YOUR EMAIL LIST* when you send the money.
> 1) email@example.com
> 2) firstname.lastname@example.org
> 3) email@example.com
> 4) firstname.lastname@example.org
> 5) email@example.com
> STEP 3 : PUT YOUR E-MAILADRES ON THE LIST
> After you have send ?1 to each e-mailadres, put your e-mailadres
> on the
> 5th place. Remove e-mailadres number 1, and move each e-mailadres
> step up the ladder. !!!!! IMPORTANT !!!!! BE SURE THAT THE
> YOU USE IS THE SAME AS YOU USED TO SIGN UP AT PAYPAL.
> Remember that this is LEGAL. You are creating a service : an
> STEP 4 : UPLOAD OR COPY THIS MESSAGE TO NEWSGROUPS, FORUMS ETC
> There are 32.000 newsgroups. Upload or copy this message to at
> 200 newsgroups or forums etc, but remember that the more your
> the more people will see your message and the MORE MONEY WILL FLOW
> How to upload to newsgroups and forums? :
> After you have followed step 1,2,3 and 4, save this message (and
> so you can use it again). Use your Internet browser and Outlook
> or another newsreader and try to find FORUMS, NEWSGROUPS, BULLETIN
> BOARDS, DISCUSSION GROUPS, CHAT SITES and ONLINE COMMUNITIES. Use
> GOOGLE or use a NEWSERVER. Use every option to post this message.
> Download PostXpert to send 1 message to more NEWSGROUPS at the
> same time.
> !!!!! REMEMBER !!!!! The more you post this message the more MONEY WILL
> FLOW IN.
> Why does this Business program work so well !!!!!.
> Lets asume that from the 200 (or more) messages that you have posted, only
> people respond, you will have your ?5 back that you have invested. Those 5
> people will each send at least 200 messages with your e-mailadres on
> number 4.
> That's 5 x 5 x ?1 = ?25. The next 25 people will also send 200 messages
> your adres on number 3. That's 25 x 5 x ?1 = ?125. The next 125 people
> also send
> 200 messages with your name on number 2. That's 125 x 5 x ?1 = ?625. Those
> people again also send 200 messages with your name on number 1. That will
> us a total off 625 x 5 x ?1 = ?3.125. This is only a EXAMPLE with 5
> You WILL get MORE responses than that.
> Remember that most newsservers will leave the posted messages on there
> for about 2 weeks. If you will post your message again, it WILL again
> from the beginning. So you can repeat this over and over again.
> Everyday MILLIONS of people are ONLINE and reading these messages, JUST
> YOU RIGHT NOW. I also was sceptical in the beginning and have read a lot
> these messages. I also thought that it was bullshit. Until I thought :
> What the
> hell!, only ?5. What's ?5 and a couple of minutes of my time to solve my
> !!!!! REMEMBER !!!!! Follow every step, and IT WILL WORK, TRUST ME. !!!!!
> !!!!! BEST WISHES AND GOOD LUCK !!!!!