Mort Guffman

I had a terrible dream the other night. It still haunts me.

I went to the Ford dealer. They were incredibly busy. The dealership
was like a Wal-Mart. They had a red Mustang on a rotating platform in
the store. A salesman asked what car I wanted to buy and I pointed to
the Mustang and said "that one". He wrote sold in it and put my name
on the sticker. I was worried that he knew my name somehow. Somehow we
skipped the whole haggling process and I had to check out thru the
Wal-Mart line. I was powerless to stop the transaction. I swiped my
credit card and the deal was done. Some kid took my car keys and drove
my Cobra away. I tell ya, I had some big time buyer's remorse.

Big Al

"Mort Guffman" <mortguffman@hotmail.com> wrote in message
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> I had a terrible dream the other night. It still haunts me.
>
> I went to the Ford dealer. They were incredibly busy. The dealership
> was like a Wal-Mart. They had a red Mustang on a rotating platform in
> the store. A salesman asked what car I wanted to buy and I pointed to
> the Mustang and said "that one". He wrote sold in it and put my name
> on the sticker. I was worried that he knew my name somehow. Somehow we
> skipped the whole haggling process and I had to check out thru the
> Wal-Mart line. I was powerless to stop the transaction. I swiped my
> credit card and the deal was done. Some kid took my car keys and drove
> my Cobra away. I tell ya, I had some big time buyer's remorse.
>

It's an omen! Go to a Ford dealer immediately! Bring your trade in and lots
of cash:)

Happy New Year.

Al