Backyard Mechanic

I just got the notice of filings from my patent atty so now I can let you
know!

I've developed a whole new line of economical performance products
designed for the discerning go-fast freak.

The Fuel Rail Vorticizer!

- the perfect companion for the Tornado, this little darlin pops right
into the connection from the fuel line. With even better results than
magnetizing the fuel molecules, this item spins the gasoline stream so
that injectors dont work as hard and give greater throughput of fuel per
pulse!

More fuel = more power, more power quicker 0 to 60, thus not nearly as
much time spent accelerating = greater fuel economy.

Only 29.95 pus S&H
- - - -- - - - - -

Turn your A.I.R. into a mini-supercharger!

- For only 35.49 plus S&H, you get all the fittings you need to use
what's already under your hood to gain at least 5 more HP across the
power band.
Includes dash control, variable bypass valve and clamp-on nipple to
attach air injection to the EGR tube.
Available only for 5.0 and 5.7 engines at this time.

- - - - - - - - - -

EGR Catalyser

- A secret blended rare metal alloy screen which, when installed at the
EGR Exhaust Manifold connection, will not only keep power robbing
deposits out of the valve and PFE/DPFE but actually converts those old
tired spent exhaust gases into nitrogen and hydrogen. Thus recycling
into burnable fuel. Some tests indicate up to 3 % increase in fuel
economy.
You may have to reset your PCM to gain full benefits and so as not to
confuse the EGO sensors.
Not to be used with the AIR mod, above.


59.95, Free shipping for limited time.
(CA residents must submit their OSHA HAZMAT handling cert)


More products to come..

and remember, when you buy from me it's not a gimmick, it's a Genuine BM!

SVTKate

"Backyard Mechanic" <pettyfog@yaywho.com> wrote
*snip*
it's a Genuine BM!

Um, hmmm...
that's what the nurses ask "Have you had a BM yet today?"


We were at the Ford dealer a few days ago and the salesman was telling me
that they are selling the Tornado now for $10 under the web price.
He was really excited about it AND my brother is going to buy one for his
Mopar...

Me

Great. We should team up. I am selling cars with:
See Through Windows,
Overhead Roofs AND
Look back Mirrors
;>)

"Backyard Mechanic" <pettyfog@yaywho.com> wrote in message
news:Xns96B3F117A87F5pettyfogery@207.115.63.158...
>I just got the notice of filings from my patent atty so now I can let you
> know!
>
> I've developed a whole new line of economical performance products
> designed for the discerning go-fast freak.
>
> The Fuel Rail Vorticizer!
>
> - the perfect companion for the Tornado, this little darlin pops right
> into the connection from the fuel line. With even better results than
> magnetizing the fuel molecules, this item spins the gasoline stream so
> that injectors dont work as hard and give greater throughput of fuel per
> pulse!
>
> More fuel = more power, more power quicker 0 to 60, thus not nearly as
> much time spent accelerating = greater fuel economy.
>
> Only 29.95 pus S&H
> - - - -- - - - - -
>
> Turn your A.I.R. into a mini-supercharger!
>
> - For only 35.49 plus S&H, you get all the fittings you need to use
> what's already under your hood to gain at least 5 more HP across the
> power band.
> Includes dash control, variable bypass valve and clamp-on nipple to
> attach air injection to the EGR tube.
> Available only for 5.0 and 5.7 engines at this time.
>
> - - - - - - - - - -
>
> EGR Catalyser
>
> - A secret blended rare metal alloy screen which, when installed at the
> EGR Exhaust Manifold connection, will not only keep power robbing
> deposits out of the valve and PFE/DPFE but actually converts those old
> tired spent exhaust gases into nitrogen and hydrogen. Thus recycling
> into burnable fuel. Some tests indicate up to 3 % increase in fuel
> economy.
> You may have to reset your PCM to gain full benefits and so as not to
> confuse the EGO sensors.
> Not to be used with the AIR mod, above.
>
>
> 59.95, Free shipping for limited time.
> (CA residents must submit their OSHA HAZMAT handling cert)
>
>
> More products to come..
>
> and remember, when you buy from me it's not a gimmick, it's a Genuine BM!

SVTKate

"Me" <wjh1@yvn.com> wrote in message
news:OaSdnZ2dnZ14kGDrnZ2dnUngn96dnZ2dRVn-zp2dnZ0@yvn.com...
: Great. We should team up. I am selling cars with:
: See Through Windows,
: Overhead Roofs AND
: Look back Mirrors
: ;>)

No Shit!
Where the hell did you find them?

Fred Brown

"SVTKate" <whoever@whatever.complaint.dept> wrote in message
news:D_kMe.6164$RZ2.494@newsread3.news.atl.earthlink.net...
>
> "Backyard Mechanic" <pettyfog@yaywho.com> wrote
> *snip*
> it's a Genuine BM!
>
> Um, hmmm...
> that's what the nurses ask "Have you had a BM yet today?"
>
>
> We were at the Ford dealer a few days ago and the salesman was telling me
> that they are selling the Tornado now for $10 under the web price.
> He was really excited about it AND my brother is going to buy one for his
> Mopar...

NASCAR has already banned them on modern
engines, they are legal for racers using Ford 4 cylinder
model T engines with compression rations of 3:1 or less.