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nobody@myhouse.com wrote:
> On Fri, 03 Feb 2006 22:55:19 GMT, Wound Up <none@your.disposal> wrote:
>
>
>>I have six months to live. I owned a new car in 1990, and have since
>>developed an inoperable brain tumor, which explains my behavior.
>>
>>Don't cry for me, Argentina
>>
>>Backyard Mechanic wrote:
>>
>>>Breaking, from Channel 4, Columbus:
>>>{Lede: SUV causes Highway closure}
>>>
>>>A 6 mile stretch of west-bound I-70 was closed for three hours this morning
>>>after a motorist called 911 and complained of her 90 year-old mother
>>>fainting, possibly due to 'new-car' smell.
>>>
>>>The Franklin County Haz-Mat team was called but were delayed in arriving,
>>>having been previously called out to a gas spill which occured while a
>>>Hilliard resident was refueling his snow-blower.
>>>
>>>No one was injured in the Hilliard incident but the condition of the SUV
>>>passenger is not yet determined.
>>>
>>>More on "news-at-Noon"..
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>Backyard Mechanic <pettyfog@yaywho.com> wrote:
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>>Next up....
>>>>
>>>>A Michigan environmental group has issued a study report that claims
>>>>up to 500,000 people, mostly middle class elderly, die from
>>>>side-effects of "New Car Smell' each year.
>>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>>
> I know Im going to get FLAMED for this, but we need to get more of
> the "middle class middle aged people" to buy new cars, that way, us
> "almost there" 58 year olds can hopefully still have some Social
> Security benefits when we get to be "middle class middle aged"
> <wink> :))
>
> John
They are buying them by the truckload, so don't you worry. The geezers
will start dropping like flies out of their neato platic machines in no
time, and we who are still on the upswing will get all the spoils...
including the hot older broads
You've got to try harder. You demonstrate a complete lack of effort,
enthusiasm and creativity with every sad attempt at a flame.
For instance, rather than call you "idiot", "asshat", "dickhead" or
something similarly ordinary and moronic, I will say that you are a
weeping sore on the dimply fat ass of diseased western society,
exemplifying its decay with every blurt of pus you spew forth on Usenet.
cprice@here.com wrote:
>
> Shut up Warman. You're such an asshat.
>
> Jim Warman wrote:
>
>> AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!
>>
>> He said "it".... the scoundrel said "it"... The sky is falling... the
>> SKY is falling..... beetlejuicebeetlejuicebeetlejuice...
>>
>>
>> "Ironrod" <cemuza@worldnet.att.net> wrote in message
>> news:lLYDf.581856$zb5.482656@bgtnsc04-news.ops.worldnet.att.net...
>>
>>> Not that moron who went by HURCAST, is it.
>>>
>>> "Backyard Mechanic" <pettyfog@yaywho.com> wrote in message
>>> news:Xns975C9FD3352D5pettyfogery@207.115.17.102...
>>>
>>>> And...
>>>> With a rusty clobbered up lead paint and asbestos scraper!
>>>>
>>>> --
>>>> Yeh, I'm a Krusty old Geezer, putting up with my 'smartass' is the
>>>> price
>>>> you pay..DEAL with it!
>>>
>>>
>>>
>>
>>
"Spike" <jma@snowcrest.net> wrote
: Ahhhh.... social security.... 3 years and counting... my pay raise
: added to the retirement I have been getting since 1988. Then I might
: be able to quit buying cat food by the case..... (it's the only way I
: can afford to provide my dog with the prime rib it craves, and still
: pay for gas for the car....) : 0 )
: --
Cool Spike!
Hubster should get his very first on in about two weeks.
I am going to buy Jeep stuff.
Lots and lots of Jeep stuff.
Then I am going to Jeep camp
Then I am going to fix the stuff on my Jeep that I broke at Jeep Camp.
Then I will buy BETTER and MORE Jeep stuff
Muhahahahahaahahahahaha mad I tell you, I have gone MAD!
KJK
Not a 'Hot Older Woman' on the outside, but on the inside, I'm Smokin!
On Sat, 4 Feb 2006 21:50:55 -0600, "KJ.Kate"
<KJ.Kate@WhoseHotMail.com> wrote:
>
>"Spike" <jma@snowcrest.net> wrote
>: Ahhhh.... social security.... 3 years and counting... my pay raise
>: added to the retirement I have been getting since 1988. Then I might
>: be able to quit buying cat food by the case..... (it's the only way I
>: can afford to provide my dog with the prime rib it craves, and still
>: pay for gas for the car....) : 0 )
>: --
>
>Cool Spike!
>Hubster should get his very first on in about two weeks.
>
>I am going to buy Jeep stuff.
>Lots and lots of Jeep stuff.
>Then I am going to Jeep camp
>Then I am going to fix the stuff on my Jeep that I broke at Jeep Camp.
>Then I will buy BETTER and MORE Jeep stuff
>
>
>Muhahahahahaahahahahaha mad I tell you, I have gone MAD!
>
>KJK
>Not a 'Hot Older Woman' on the outside, but on the inside, I'm Smokin!
>
>2O|||||||O5 Liberty - the muddier, the better!
>
Jus doan break nuttin permnant
--
"Spike" <jma@snowcrest.net>
: >KJK
: >Not a 'Hot Older Woman' on the outside, but on the inside, I'm Smokin!
: >
: >2O|||||||O5 Liberty - the muddier, the better!
: >
: Jus doan break nuttin permnant
: --
:
KJ.Kate wrote:
> "Spike" <jma@snowcrest.net> wrote
> : Ahhhh.... social security.... 3 years and counting... my pay raise
> : added to the retirement I have been getting since 1988. Then I might
> : be able to quit buying cat food by the case..... (it's the only way I
> : can afford to provide my dog with the prime rib it craves, and still
> : pay for gas for the car....) : 0 )
> : --
>
> Cool Spike!
> Hubster should get his very first on in about two weeks.
>
> I am going to buy Jeep stuff.
> Lots and lots of Jeep stuff.
> Then I am going to Jeep camp
> Then I am going to fix the stuff on my Jeep that I broke at Jeep Camp.
> Then I will buy BETTER and MORE Jeep stuff
>
>
> Muhahahahahaahahahahaha mad I tell you, I have gone MAD!
>
> KJK
> Not a 'Hot Older Woman' on the outside, but on the inside, I'm Smokin!
>
> 2O|||||||O5 Liberty - the muddier, the better!
>
>
Thems big words for someone who has spent his whole life as a ford
repair jockey. Maybe you should run for the local KKK chairman.
Jim Warman wrote:
> At least I'm not a tedious little boor, totally devoid of any conscious
> thought. My keyboard appears to have many more letters than yours and has
> combined them in all manner of incantations, many of them, quite unlike
> yours, offer sage advice.
>
> Many of us would dearly love to see things from your point of view but,
> sadly, we can't get our heads up our asses...
>
> Nice to see you are still up and about, though..
>
> asshat... how erudite.
>
>
Jim Warman wrote:
> At least I'm not a tedious little boor, totally devoid of any conscious
> thought. My keyboard appears to have many more letters than yours and has
> combined them in all manner of incantations, many of them, quite unlike
> yours, offer sage advice.
>
> Many of us would dearly love to see things from your point of view but,
> sadly, we can't get our heads up our asses...
>
> Nice to see you are still up and about, though..
>
> asshat... how erudite.
>
>
Incantations???
--
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and use it to piss off the Internet community and lose
my Internet account. If I want to piss off somebody,
I'll do it on a one-to-one basis." - Norman L. De Forest
Wound Up wrote:
> You've got to try harder. You demonstrate a complete lack of effort,
> enthusiasm and creativity with every sad attempt at a flame.
>
> For instance, rather than call you "idiot", "asshat", "dickhead" or
> something similarly ordinary and moronic, I will say that you are a
> weeping sore on the dimply fat ass of diseased western society,
> exemplifying its decay with every blurt of pus you spew forth on Usenet.
>
> cprice@here.com wrote:
>>
>> Shut up Warman. You're such an asshat.
>>
Steve S or Michael Dykes could put that to music.
--
"I have no need to purchase any bulk e-mail software
and use it to piss off the Internet community and lose
my Internet account. If I want to piss off somebody,
I'll do it on a one-to-one basis." - Norman L. De Forest
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