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post #1 of 3 (permalink) Old 09-25-05, 07:01 PM
Spike
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An Indian parks his F-150 and walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one
hand pulling a male buffalo with the other. He says to the waiter,
"Want coffee."

The waiter says, "Sure chief, coming right up." He gets the Indian a
tall mug of coffee.

The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts the
buffalo with the shotgun, causing parts of the animal to splatter
every where, then just walks out.

The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand
pulling another male buffalo with the other. He walks up to the
counter and says to the waiter, "Want coffee."

The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto! We're still cleaning up your mess from
yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?"

(hang on, this is really good......)

The Indian smiles and proudly says, "Training for upper management
position in United States Government: Come in, drink coffee, shoot the
bull, leave mess for others to clean up, disappear for rest of day.
Spike
1965 Ford Mustang fastback 2+2 A Code 289 C4 Trac-Lok
Vintage Burgundy w/Black Standard Interior; Vintage 40
16" rims w/BF Goodrich Comp T/A gForce Radial
225/50ZR16 KDWS skins; surround sound audio-video.

Gad what fools these morons be....
Children are obscene but should not be heard
Give me a peperoni pizza... or give me a calzone!


 
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post #2 of 3 (permalink) Old 09-26-05, 08:01 PM
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Re: OT:

I love it.
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"Spike" <jma@snowcrest.net> wrote in message
news:mthej194c566su3or5adbojq0q420ff4f4@4ax.com...
: An Indian parks his F-150 and walks into a cafe with a shotgun in one
: hand pulling a male buffalo with the other. He says to the waiter,
: "Want coffee."
:
: The waiter says, "Sure chief, coming right up." He gets the Indian a
: tall mug of coffee.
:
: The Indian drinks the coffee down in one gulp, turns and blasts the
: buffalo with the shotgun, causing parts of the animal to splatter
: every where, then just walks out.
:
: The next morning the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand
: pulling another male buffalo with the other. He walks up to the
: counter and says to the waiter, "Want coffee."
:
: The waiter says, "Whoa, Tonto! We're still cleaning up your mess from
: yesterday. What was all that about, anyway?"
:
: (hang on, this is really good......)
:
: The Indian smiles and proudly says, "Training for upper management
: position in United States Government: Come in, drink coffee, shoot the
: bull, leave mess for others to clean up, disappear for rest of day.
: Spike
: 1965 Ford Mustang fastback 2+2 A Code 289 C4 Trac-Lok
: Vintage Burgundy w/Black Standard Interior; Vintage 40
: 16" rims w/BF Goodrich Comp T/A gForce Radial
: 225/50ZR16 KDWS skins; surround sound audio-video.
:
: Gad what fools these morons be....
: Children are obscene but should not be heard
: Give me a peperoni pizza... or give me a calzone!


 
post #3 of 3 (permalink) Old 09-26-05, 09:01 PM
Spike
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Re: OT:

What with all the stuff about the hurricanes and what agency to
blame.... a bit of political humor was in order.....

On Tue, 27 Sep 2005 02:45:34 GMT, "SVTKate" <svtkate@excited.com>
wrote:

>I love it.


Spike
1965 Ford Mustang fastback 2+2 A Code 289 C4 Trac-Lok
Vintage Burgundy w/Black Standard Interior; Vintage 40
16" rims w/BF Goodrich Comp T/A gForce Radial
225/50ZR16 KDWS skins; surround sound audio-video.

Gad what fools these morons be....
Children are obscene but should not be heard
Give me a peperoni pizza... or give me a calzone!
 
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