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Old 07-31-2005, 15:01   #1 (permalink)
Spike
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While looking at a house, my brother asked the real estate agent which
direction was north because, he explained, he didn't want the sun
waking him up every morning. She asked, "Does the sun rise in the
North?" When my brother explained that the sun rises in the east, (and
has for some time), she shook her head and said, "Oh, I don't keep up
with that stuff." ....She also votes, drives,raises kids, and pulls
jury duty! Oh, and uses a cell phone when she drives!!

I used to work in technical support for a 24/7 call center. One day I
got a call from an individual who asked what hours the call center was
open. I told him, "The number you dialed is open 24 hours a day, 7
days a week." He responded, "Is that Eastern or Pacific time?"
Wanting to end the call quickly, I said, "Uh, Pacific."
..... He . also votes, drives, raises kids, and pulls jury duty!. Oh,
and uses a cell phone when he drives!!

So my colleague and I were eating our lunch in our cafeteria, when we
overheard one of the admin assistants talking about the sunburn she
got on her weekend drive to the shore. She drove down in a
convertible, but "didn't think she'd get sunburned because the car was
moving." .... She also votes, drives, raises kids, and pulls jury
duty! Oh, and uses a cell phone when she drives!!

My sister has a lifesaving tool in her car. It's designed to cut
through a seatbelt if she gets trapped. She keeps it in the trunk.
.....My sister also votes, drives, raises kids, and pulls jury duty!
Oh, and uses a cell phone when she drives!!

My friends and I were on a beer run and noticed that the cases were
discounted 10%. Since it was a big party, we bought 2 cases. The
cashier multiplied 2 times 10% and gave us a 20% discount.
.....He also votes, drives, raises kids, and pulls jury duty! Oh, and
uses a cell phone when he drives!!

I was hanging out with a friend when we saw a woman with a nose ring
attached to an earring by a chain. My friend said, "Wouldn't the
chain rip out every time she turned her head?" I explained that a
person's nose and ear remain the same distance apart no matter which
way the head is turned. .... My friend also votes, drives, raises
kids, and pulls jury duty! Oh, and uses a cell phone when she drives!!
Spike
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