"Spike" <firstname.lastname@example.org> wrote in message
> To those in North Dakota, Minnesota, and for that matter the rest of
> the country, including Canada, I must report the sad news that Ole
> was shot. He was up by the Canadian border on his 4-wheeler cutting
> some trees when some rangers looking for terrorists spotted him.
> According to the news reports, the rangers shouted to him over a
> loudspeaker, "Who are you and what are you doing?"
> Ole is reported to have shouted back, "OLE..... BIN LOGGIN'!"
> Ole is survived by his wife Lena and Lena's good friend Lars.
> 1965 Ford Mustang fastback 2+2 A Code 289 C4 Trac-Lok
> Vintage Burgundy w/Black Standard Interior; Vintage 40
> 16" rims w/BF Goodrich Comp T/A gForce Radial
> 225/50ZR16 KDWS skins; surround sound audio-video.
> Gad what fools these morons be....
> Children are obscene but should not be heard
> Give me a peperoni pizza... or give me a calzone!
OH Keyrist, thats poor but good for a head shaking.