Spike

This should explain it all....

A lot of folks can't understand how we came to have an oil shortage
here in the good ol' US of A. After all, when we had the first one
back in '73, President Jimmy Carter assured us it would never happen
again.

Well, there's a simple answer why it has happened again.

Nobody bothered to check the oil, and we just didn't know we were
getting low. This is, of course, for a purely geographical reason...

Our oil is located in Alaska, California, coastal Florida, coastal
Louisiana, Kansas, Oklahoma, Pennsylvania, and Texas....

Our DIPSTICKS are located in Washington DC!!!!
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Spike
1965 Ford Mustang Fastback 2+2, Vintage Burgundy
w/Black Std Interior, A Code 289 C4 Trac-Lok;
Vintage 40 16" rims w/225/50ZR16 KDWS BF Goodrich
gForce Radial T/As, Cobra drop; surround sound
audio-video...
See my ride at....
Feb 2004- http://207.36.208.198/albums/86810/003_May_21_3004.jpg
Feb 2004- http://207.36.208.198/albums/86810/005_May_21_2004.jpg
Jul 2005- http://207.36.208.198/albums/86810/d..._11_05_002.jpg
Jul 2005- http://207.36.208.198/albums/86810/E...ebuild_006.jpg

Backyard Mechanic

Spike <jma@snowcrest.net> wrote:


> Our oil is located in Alaska, California, coastal Florida, coastal
> Louisiana, Kansas, Oklahoma, Pennsylvania, and Texas....
>
> Our DIPSTICKS are located in Washington DC!!!!

BRILLIANT!!

Pour that man a Guinness.

--
Yeh, I'm a Krusty old Geezer, staving off dementia here..DEAL with it!

Spike

On Thu, 10 Nov 2005 22:46:53 GMT, Backyard Mechanic
<pettyfog@yaywho.com> wrote:

>Spike <jma@snowcrest.net> wrote:
>
>
>> Our oil is located in Alaska, California, coastal Florida, coastal
>> Louisiana, Kansas, Oklahoma, Pennsylvania, and Texas....
>>
>> Our DIPSTICKS are located in Washington DC!!!!
>
>BRILLIANT!!
>
>Pour that man a Guinness.
And you'll note they are bi-partisan dipsticks!!!! : 0 )
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Spike
1965 Ford Mustang Fastback 2+2, Vintage Burgundy
w/Black Std Interior, A Code 289 C4 Trac-Lok;
Vintage 40 16" rims w/225/50ZR16 KDWS BF Goodrich
gForce Radial T/As, Cobra drop; surround sound
audio-video...
See my ride at....
Feb 2004- http://207.36.208.198/albums/86810/003_May_21_3004.jpg
Feb 2004- http://207.36.208.198/albums/86810/005_May_21_2004.jpg
Jul 2005- http://207.36.208.198/albums/86810/d..._11_05_002.jpg
Jul 2005- http://207.36.208.198/albums/86810/E...ebuild_006.jpg

Jim Warman

I always tell folks that you can't smell my farts in Alberta.... most of my
assholes are in Ottawa...