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Re: Driving imbecile's next lesson

On Wed, 01 Jun 2005 17:39:33 -0700, Spike <> wrote
something wonderfully witty:

>No argument. Just a note that you are lucky. They missed. I've seen
>idiots in the travel lane of a 4 lane with a middle turn lane, turn
>left across all the lanes to get into the grocery parking lot. Or at
>an intersection where the right lane goes straight across or turns
>left, and the left lane is left turn only, when the "person" in the
>left turn only lane goes straight across the intersection jogs right,
>cutting off the traffic that is both turning left and going straight
>from the right hand lane. I think they are like squirrels along the
>roadway.... they're suicidal.... and it just happened that that time
>they survived.

Seem plenty of idiots make a left turn from the right lane across
multiple lanes of traffic or vice versa, right to left changes. I saw
two idiots do it at the exact same time once. Left turn from right
lane & right turn from the left lane across three straight ahead
lanes. I half expect them to get out of the car and high-five each
other like the squirrels on the auto insurance commercials. There
were certainly plenty of drivers on the other side of the light
looking at each other in amazedly stunned manner. I could almost hear
the collective "What the ****" mind transmission.
"Either kill me or take me as I am,
because I'll be damned if I ever change..."

The Marquis de Sade

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