Re: Good News! Grim Reaper At Work!
In article <firstname.lastname@example.org>,
> CobraJet wrote:
> > > > Hehehehe. You're too easy.
> > > What's that mean? The master psychological manipulator has floated
> > > something vile, and a decent person has pointed it out? Another of
> > > your pathetic little conceits. Just because you write something
> > > that is certain to trigger a normal response from a normal person,
> > > doesn't mean you've put something over on that person. It just
> > > that you're vile. Like I already said, if what I've written makes
> me a
> > > jerk in the eyes of you and your little band of ass-kissers, I'm
> > > honored. I really am.
> > Then honored you are.
> > You cannot take down the immortal CobraJet, Wacko Willy.
> > Illustrious, magnificent, omnipotent; I am all of this and more. I am
> > the sharpest mechanic, the fastest racer, the cleverest writer.
> You forgot you're also the biggest bullshiter. But I guess that goes
> without saying after:
> 1) Not being able to produce any time slips.
> 2) Can't even recall his old dragstrip numbers.
> 3) Owns a digital camera, but can't produce a pic of his *claimed*
> "nearly a ton" of old auto mags.
> 4) Let alone quote any info from any of those mags.
> 5) And doesn't post pics of any of his *claimed* 20-plus classics.
> Yep, quite the bullshiter... a bullshiter with a monster reference
> manual that he derives all his auto 60's "knowledge" from.
> Is that what you want to be known for/as?
Not even Wacko is stupid enough to think I get all my info out of
> > But you *are* honored, Billy. Why? You are my best score. Think of
> > it; your fear and loathing steaming inside of your for these four
> > lonely years, ever since I put you in your place at the start. The
> > pressure building and building until one day, you crack, fold,
> > And so the angst flows out under the guise of moral indignation,
> > flailing about this and that all the while showing that your anger
> > blinded you to logic or reason or truth.
> "Truth"... *you* can't handle the truth! Or you would have fest up to
> your lies long ago.
Providing, of course, that I had actually lied about anything.
> > Yes, you have truly shown these two groups of people what you are
> made of:
> Yes, he has. And so have you. We have a straight shooter. And we
> have a bullshitter. And the straight shooter isn't you, Rick.
Ooh, that was clever. Process of elimination.
> > Thing is, you're the only one in the mob.
> I wouldn't say that.
Aligning yourself with Wacko is expected, Patricia. It shows us
where your head is at.
> > So, be proud of yourself, silly human. Scratch that itch that's
> > under your skin for four years. Remember me every time you see a
> > rotting car or an old person slipping from life. Remember that for
> > there to be *good*, there has to be evil.
> And you remember us as the guys who tried to get you to tell the truth.
This is Usenet; there are no prerequisites for posting. I mean, they
let *you* in here.
> And you could still do it. If you came clean about everything, and the
> truth was you owned a bunch of ratty old cars, I would respect you
> completely because you're honest! But I can't respect a
I already admitted to *all* of Wacko's "charges" <snicker>. The
first thing he did was claim victory for eradicating me (an impossible
feat, I assure you), then went on harping about it despite criticism
from others. And you wonder why I don't deem you worthy of a straight
history from me? No matter what I'd say, It would be a lie. You
guaranteed a no-win from the start.
Besides, it's way more fun watching you two dance.
> '93 Cobra