Re: Terminaton Notice
Dan, that was a great post.
"Dan" <email@example.com> wrote in message
> As of today we have put Mr. Eaton on notice that his services will no
> longer be needed. While it has been an extreme pleasure working with
> Mr. Eaton, his capabilities and interests no longer match the mission
> and needs of this organization. Mr. Eaton has provided significant and
> important services to this group and made every effort imaginable,
> including volunteering to submit to invasive surgical procedures, in
> order to continue his engagement with us. We are proud to know such a
> stalwart, reliable, and easy to work with individual.
> However, even such a dramatic process does not appear to be a
> satisfactory alternative at this time. Thus, it is with much sadness
> that the management has decided to separate Mr. Eaton from our business
> and our family. We wish him well in whatever he chooses to do in the
> furture and are supremely confident that he will excel and be a
> tremendous asset for some other lucky organization.
> Management has studied this issue quite thoroughly and has been
> attempting to find a suitable replacement for Mr. Eaton. A person
> characterized by superb work ethic and strength and that is capable of
> meeting our ongoiing and growing demands. A person with which to form a
> partnership that will carry all of us into a bright future.
> Many fine and exciting and highly qualified candidates applied and were
> considered and the interview process is now completed. The management
> staff is proud to announce that a selection has been made and
> negotiations are nearing completion for bringing this person into our
> family. We think you will find this individual is exactly what we need
> to maintain our high standards and will easily meet all of our current
> and future expectations.
> We would like everyone to welcome Ms. Blowzilla 2200 to our company.
> Please, make her feel at home and welcome when you meet her.
> And keep up the good work! You should all be proud of the work you do
> to keep this organization in motion!
> Thank you very much.
> Project Manager
> P49Y Mustang