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#1 ·
Those who remember all the trouble I had with the old farts behind
me a couple years back should appreciate this.

A quick recap: 80-something couple were real nice neighbors until
they decided to sell their place. The real estate agent convinced them
that nobody would buy their house for their absurd asking price because
they could see the cars I had in *my* back yard. So, the assholes
complained to the city and I had to move them elsewhere. They failed to
sell their house in the ensuing three years. Last year they rented it
out to a guy named Andy while they stayed up north in their regular
residence, and put it up for sale once again a couple months ago.

Today, Andy told me that the old woman called him to inform him the
house had been sold, and that he would have to move by escrow closing,
scheduled April 26th. But it gets better. Turns out the old man is
literally on his deathbed, losing the battle with the big C combined
with heart problems. He is expected to die at any time. In addition,
his obese wife is having health problems and *her* condition is rapidly
failing.

So, my buddy Grim is going to provide me with the last laugh. After
such long lives, they are going to croak being hated by myself and the
other neighbors around here, and god only knows who else up where they
are now. What a way to go. The moral here: live and let live.

The other good part is the woman and her son that are moving in. I
had a chance the other day to talk with them for about a half hour.
They are from San Jose, Cal, and dig classic cars and motorcycles. She
is eager to tie in the theme I'm doing on the side fence into our
common boundary, staggering some queen palms for that tropical effect.
I advised her to make a lower offer on the house, and she got it 15
thou cheaper. Kool beanz.

With the rear house (this is a 3-in-a-row flag lot) bought 4 months
ago by a hip 60-something woman from San Francisco, this newest deal
eliminates the last people that can complain about anything around
here. I'm jazzed.

CobraJet

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ThunderSnake #1
 
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#2 ·
CobraJet wrote:
> Those who remember all the trouble I had with the old farts behind
> me a couple years back should appreciate this.
>
> A quick recap: 80-something couple were real nice neighbors until
> they decided to sell their place. The real estate agent convinced them
> that nobody would buy their house for their absurd asking price because
> they could see the cars I had in *my* back yard. So, the assholes
> complained to the city and I had to move them elsewhere. They failed to
> sell their house in the ensuing three years. Last year they rented it
> out to a guy named Andy while they stayed up north in their regular
> residence, and put it up for sale once again a couple months ago.
>
> Today, Andy told me that the old woman called him to inform him the
> house had been sold, and that he would have to move by escrow closing,
> scheduled April 26th. But it gets better. Turns out the old man is
> literally on his deathbed, losing the battle with the big C combined
> with heart problems. He is expected to die at any time. In addition,
> his obese wife is having health problems and *her* condition is rapidly
> failing.
>
> So, my buddy Grim is going to provide me with the last laugh. After
> such long lives, they are going to croak being hated by myself and the
> other neighbors around here, and god only knows who else up where they
> are now. What a way to go. The moral here: live and let live.
>
> The other good part is the woman and her son that are moving in. I
> had a chance the other day to talk with them for about a half hour.
> They are from San Jose, Cal, and dig classic cars and motorcycles. She
> is eager to tie in the theme I'm doing on the side fence into our
> common boundary, staggering some queen palms for that tropical effect.
> I advised her to make a lower offer on the house, and she got it 15
> thou cheaper. Kool beanz.
>
> With the rear house (this is a 3-in-a-row flag lot) bought 4 months
> ago by a hip 60-something woman from San Francisco, this newest deal
> eliminates the last people that can complain about anything around
> here. I'm jazzed.
>
> CobraJet
>


Neighbors Suck!

And there you have the main reason I moved to 9 acres in the
unincorporated county. Best of all no visible neighbors. Nobody can
even see me or my cars to think about complaining. I'm really jazzed.

Good Luck with your new neighbors...
 
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#3 ·
To paraphrase the Rolling Stones " Time is on your side" StuK

ThunderSnake #11


"CobraJet" <slither@fang.ford> wrote in message
news:230320051643184087%slither@fang.ford...
> Those who remember all the trouble I had with the old farts behind
> me a couple years back should appreciate this.
>
> A quick recap: 80-something couple were real nice neighbors until
> they decided to sell their place. The real estate agent convinced them
> that nobody would buy their house for their absurd asking price because
> they could see the cars I had in *my* back yard. So, the assholes
> complained to the city and I had to move them elsewhere. They failed to
> sell their house in the ensuing three years. Last year they rented it
> out to a guy named Andy while they stayed up north in their regular
> residence, and put it up for sale once again a couple months ago.
>
> Today, Andy told me that the old woman called him to inform him the
> house had been sold, and that he would have to move by escrow closing,
> scheduled April 26th. But it gets better. Turns out the old man is
> literally on his deathbed, losing the battle with the big C combined
> with heart problems. He is expected to die at any time. In addition,
> his obese wife is having health problems and *her* condition is rapidly
> failing.
>
> So, my buddy Grim is going to provide me with the last laugh. After
> such long lives, they are going to croak being hated by myself and the
> other neighbors around here, and god only knows who else up where they
> are now. What a way to go. The moral here: live and let live.
>
> The other good part is the woman and her son that are moving in. I
> had a chance the other day to talk with them for about a half hour.
> They are from San Jose, Cal, and dig classic cars and motorcycles. She
> is eager to tie in the theme I'm doing on the side fence into our
> common boundary, staggering some queen palms for that tropical effect.
> I advised her to make a lower offer on the house, and she got it 15
> thou cheaper. Kool beanz.
>
> With the rear house (this is a 3-in-a-row flag lot) bought 4 months
> ago by a hip 60-something woman from San Francisco, this newest deal
> eliminates the last people that can complain about anything around
> here. I'm jazzed.
>
> CobraJet
>
> --
> ThunderSnake #1
 
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#4 ·
Now it's time to drag the cars back one at a time and get that monkey of
your back. Glad to here the sickle sporting robed one has some decent
purposes in life.

"CobraJet" <slither@fang.ford> wrote in message
news:230320051643184087%slither@fang.ford...
> Those who remember all the trouble I had with the old farts behind
> me a couple years back should appreciate this.
>
> A quick recap: 80-something couple were real nice neighbors until
> they decided to sell their place. The real estate agent convinced them
> that nobody would buy their house for their absurd asking price because
> they could see the cars I had in *my* back yard. So, the assholes
> complained to the city and I had to move them elsewhere. They failed to
> sell their house in the ensuing three years. Last year they rented it
> out to a guy named Andy while they stayed up north in their regular
> residence, and put it up for sale once again a couple months ago.
>
> Today, Andy told me that the old woman called him to inform him the
> house had been sold, and that he would have to move by escrow closing,
> scheduled April 26th. But it gets better. Turns out the old man is
> literally on his deathbed, losing the battle with the big C combined
> with heart problems. He is expected to die at any time. In addition,
> his obese wife is having health problems and *her* condition is rapidly
> failing.
>
> So, my buddy Grim is going to provide me with the last laugh. After
> such long lives, they are going to croak being hated by myself and the
> other neighbors around here, and god only knows who else up where they
> are now. What a way to go. The moral here: live and let live.
>
> The other good part is the woman and her son that are moving in. I
> had a chance the other day to talk with them for about a half hour.
> They are from San Jose, Cal, and dig classic cars and motorcycles. She
> is eager to tie in the theme I'm doing on the side fence into our
> common boundary, staggering some queen palms for that tropical effect.
> I advised her to make a lower offer on the house, and she got it 15
> thou cheaper. Kool beanz.
>
> With the rear house (this is a 3-in-a-row flag lot) bought 4 months
> ago by a hip 60-something woman from San Francisco, this newest deal
> eliminates the last people that can complain about anything around
> here. I'm jazzed.
>
> CobraJet
>
> --
> ThunderSnake #1
 
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#5 ·
Yea cobraclown now you can go back to the junkyard known as your *backyard*
full of rusted out POS cars and trucks!! your such a piece of trash you
idiot! Thank god your not my neighbor!!
BJ
"CobraJet" <slither@fang.ford> wrote in message
news:230320051643184087%slither@fang.ford...
> Those who remember all the trouble I had with the old farts behind
> me a couple years back should appreciate this.
>
> A quick recap: 80-something couple were real nice neighbors until
> they decided to sell their place. The real estate agent convinced them
> that nobody would buy their house for their absurd asking price because
> they could see the cars I had in *my* back yard. So, the assholes
> complained to the city and I had to move them elsewhere. They failed to
> sell their house in the ensuing three years. Last year they rented it
> out to a guy named Andy while they stayed up north in their regular
> residence, and put it up for sale once again a couple months ago.
>
> Today, Andy told me that the old woman called him to inform him the
> house had been sold, and that he would have to move by escrow closing,
> scheduled April 26th. But it gets better. Turns out the old man is
> literally on his deathbed, losing the battle with the big C combined
> with heart problems. He is expected to die at any time. In addition,
> his obese wife is having health problems and *her* condition is rapidly
> failing.
>
> So, my buddy Grim is going to provide me with the last laugh. After
> such long lives, they are going to croak being hated by myself and the
> other neighbors around here, and god only knows who else up where they
> are now. What a way to go. The moral here: live and let live.
>
> The other good part is the woman and her son that are moving in. I
> had a chance the other day to talk with them for about a half hour.
> They are from San Jose, Cal, and dig classic cars and motorcycles. She
> is eager to tie in the theme I'm doing on the side fence into our
> common boundary, staggering some queen palms for that tropical effect.
> I advised her to make a lower offer on the house, and she got it 15
> thou cheaper. Kool beanz.
>
> With the rear house (this is a 3-in-a-row flag lot) bought 4 months
> ago by a hip 60-something woman from San Francisco, this newest deal
> eliminates the last people that can complain about anything around
> here. I'm jazzed.
>
> CobraJet
>
> --
> ThunderSnake #1
 
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#6 ·
....
> Yea cobraclown now you can go back to the junkyard known as your

*backyard*
> full of rusted out POS cars and trucks!! your such a piece of trash you
> idiot! Thank god your not my neighbor!!
> BJ



Stop that, your making his head swell.

Merc
BadSnake#16
 
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#7 ·
Keep your rusty camshaft dry.

Jack R
TS43

"CobraJet" <slither@fang.ford> wrote in message
news:230320051643184087%slither@fang.ford...
> Those who remember all the trouble I had with the old farts behind
> me a couple years back should appreciate this.
>
> A quick recap: 80-something couple were real nice neighbors until
> they decided to sell their place. The real estate agent convinced them
> that nobody would buy their house for their absurd asking price because
> they could see the cars I had in *my* back yard. So, the assholes
> complained to the city and I had to move them elsewhere. They failed to
> sell their house in the ensuing three years. Last year they rented it
> out to a guy named Andy while they stayed up north in their regular
> residence, and put it up for sale once again a couple months ago.
>
> Today, Andy told me that the old woman called him to inform him the
> house had been sold, and that he would have to move by escrow closing,
> scheduled April 26th. But it gets better. Turns out the old man is
> literally on his deathbed, losing the battle with the big C combined
> with heart problems. He is expected to die at any time. In addition,
> his obese wife is having health problems and *her* condition is rapidly
> failing.
>
> So, my buddy Grim is going to provide me with the last laugh. After
> such long lives, they are going to croak being hated by myself and the
> other neighbors around here, and god only knows who else up where they
> are now. What a way to go. The moral here: live and let live.
>
> The other good part is the woman and her son that are moving in. I
> had a chance the other day to talk with them for about a half hour.
> They are from San Jose, Cal, and dig classic cars and motorcycles. She
> is eager to tie in the theme I'm doing on the side fence into our
> common boundary, staggering some queen palms for that tropical effect.
> I advised her to make a lower offer on the house, and she got it 15
> thou cheaper. Kool beanz.
>
> With the rear house (this is a 3-in-a-row flag lot) bought 4 months
> ago by a hip 60-something woman from San Francisco, this newest deal
> eliminates the last people that can complain about anything around
> here. I'm jazzed.
>
> CobraJet
>
> --
> ThunderSnake #1
 
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#8 ·
CobraJet wrote:
> Those who remember all the trouble I had with the old farts behind
> me a couple years back should appreciate this.
>
> A quick recap: 80-something couple were real nice neighbors until
> they decided to sell their place. The real estate agent convinced them
> that nobody would buy their house for their absurd asking price because
> they could see the cars I had in *my* back yard. So, the assholes
> complained to the city and I had to move them elsewhere. They failed to
> sell their house in the ensuing three years. Last year they rented it
> out to a guy named Andy while they stayed up north in their regular
> residence, and put it up for sale once again a couple months ago.
>
> Today, Andy told me that the old woman called him to inform him the
> house had been sold, and that he would have to move by escrow closing,
> scheduled April 26th. But it gets better. Turns out the old man is
> literally on his deathbed, losing the battle with the big C combined
> with heart problems. He is expected to die at any time. In addition,
> his obese wife is having health problems and *her* condition is rapidly
> failing.
>
> So, my buddy Grim is going to provide me with the last laugh. After
> such long lives, they are going to croak being hated by myself and the
> other neighbors around here, and god only knows who else up where they
> are now. What a way to go. The moral here: live and let live.
>
> The other good part is the woman and her son that are moving in. I
> had a chance the other day to talk with them for about a half hour.
> They are from San Jose, Cal, and dig classic cars and motorcycles. She
> is eager to tie in the theme I'm doing on the side fence into our
> common boundary, staggering some queen palms for that tropical effect.
> I advised her to make a lower offer on the house, and she got it 15
> thou cheaper. Kool beanz.
>
> With the rear house (this is a 3-in-a-row flag lot) bought 4 months
> ago by a hip 60-something woman from San Francisco, this newest deal
> eliminates the last people that can complain about anything around
> here. I'm jazzed.
>
> CobraJet


Good deal. Enjoy Death being on your side, while you still can.


--
Wound Up
ThunderSnake #65
 
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#9 ·
"Wound Up" <none@your.disposal> wrote in message
news:424260E4.30605@your.disposal...
>
> Good deal. Enjoy Death being on your side, while you still can.
>
> Wound Up
> ThunderSnake #65
>


Yep, it's not always going to be that way:)

Al # 35
 
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#10 ·
Cobra Jet wrote:
..
> A quick recap: 80-something couple were real
> nice neighbors until they decided to sell their place.
> The real estate agent convinced them that nobody
> would buy their house for their absurd asking price
> because they could see the cars I had in *my* back
> yard. So, the assholes complained to the city and
> I had to move them elsewhere.

..
Imagine that, a retired couple wanting to get the maximum return on
their investment. I guess "good" neighbors would have taken the
multi-thousand dollar hit they would have suffered from marketing a
house next door to a self-absorbed unemployed alcoholic with 20 broken
down heaps decorating his weed patch.

I know that's what 351CJ, Stu, Jason, Jack, and Pound Pup would have
done, right guys? That's what you'd want for YOUR parents, right guys?
Yeah, right my ass.
..
> It gets better. Turns out the old man is literally on his
> deathbed, losing the battle with the big C combined
> with heart problems. He is expected to die at any time.
> In addition, his obese wife is having health problems
> and *her* condition is rapidly failing.

..
> So, my buddy Grim is going to provide me with the last
> laugh. After such long lives, they are going to croak
> being hated by myself and the other neighbors around
> here, and god only knows who else up where they
> are now. What a way to go.

..
You know, Limp Rick, I always thought the depraved Cobra Jet thing was
more put-on than reality. I guess I was wrong. What a miserable
depraved waste of oxygen you are. Taking pleasure in the suffering of
a cancer victim. Do you have any idea of the agony of a lingering and
certain death, to the victim and the family too? And his crime -- that
he had the nerve to expect you to abide by the law and because he dared
to refuse to take a hit to his pocketbook because of your indolence and
waste. I mean, two or three or even four old heaps in a residential
neighborhood, OK, you have property rights, the right to be left alone
so long as you don't intrude on the rights of others, etc., etc., but
TWENTY?!!!

C'mon all you ass-kissing Thundersnakes, tell me with a straight face
that any one of you would put up with such a degenerate rag-picking
loser as Limp Rick for a next-door neighbor.

Then you all celebrate the ill health of the wife, too, and
congratulate Limp Rick on his good luck. What a sick bunch of creeps.
I just can't believe it. I've spent four years going back and forth
with you guys, and I had no idea what a bunch of lowlifes you all are.
I guess that's what it takes to keep sucking on Limp Rick's limp dick
year after year. I'm still shocked. But I'm glad I happened on this
thread and got educated.

> The moral here: live and let live.


Oh yeah, like you do, right Limp Rick? Like you do.

180 Out
TS 2
 
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#11 ·
In article <1111684185.666794.271670@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com>,
<one80out@hotmail.com> wrote:

> Cobra Jet wrote:
> .
> > A quick recap: 80-something couple were real
> > nice neighbors until they decided to sell their place.
> > The real estate agent convinced them that nobody
> > would buy their house for their absurd asking price
> > because they could see the cars I had in *my* back
> > yard. So, the assholes complained to the city and
> > I had to move them elsewhere.

> .
> Imagine that, a retired couple wanting to get the maximum return on
> their investment. I guess "good" neighbors would have taken the
> multi-thousand dollar hit they would have suffered from marketing a
> house next door to a self-absorbed unemployed alcoholic with 20 broken
> down heaps decorating his weed patch.
>
> I know that's what 351CJ, Stu, Jason, Jack, and Pound Pup would have
> done, right guys? That's what you'd want for YOUR parents, right guys?
> Yeah, right my ass.
> .
> > It gets better. Turns out the old man is literally on his
> > deathbed, losing the battle with the big C combined
> > with heart problems. He is expected to die at any time.
> > In addition, his obese wife is having health problems
> > and *her* condition is rapidly failing.

> .
> > So, my buddy Grim is going to provide me with the last
> > laugh. After such long lives, they are going to croak
> > being hated by myself and the other neighbors around
> > here, and god only knows who else up where they
> > are now. What a way to go.

> .
> You know, Limp Rick, I always thought the depraved Cobra Jet thing was
> more put-on than reality. I guess I was wrong. What a miserable
> depraved waste of oxygen you are. Taking pleasure in the suffering of
> a cancer victim. Do you have any idea of the agony of a lingering and
> certain death, to the victim and the family too? And his crime -- that
> he had the nerve to expect you to abide by the law and because he dared
> to refuse to take a hit to his pocketbook because of your indolence and
> waste. I mean, two or three or even four old heaps in a residential
> neighborhood, OK, you have property rights, the right to be left alone
> so long as you don't intrude on the rights of others, etc., etc., but
> TWENTY?!!!
>
> C'mon all you ass-kissing Thundersnakes, tell me with a straight face
> that any one of you would put up with such a degenerate rag-picking
> loser as Limp Rick for a next-door neighbor.
>
> Then you all celebrate the ill health of the wife, too, and
> congratulate Limp Rick on his good luck. What a sick bunch of creeps.
> I just can't believe it. I've spent four years going back and forth
> with you guys, and I had no idea what a bunch of lowlifes you all are.
> I guess that's what it takes to keep sucking on Limp Rick's limp dick
> year after year. I'm still shocked. But I'm glad I happened on this
> thread and got educated.
>
> > The moral here: live and let live.

>
> Oh yeah, like you do, right Limp Rick? Like you do.


I'll reply to this because you are such a confused individual who
has of late fallen on hard times. The reason their house took 4 YEARS
to sell was because they were trying to get a whopping 50 percent over
market for it. They went through 5 different realtors in the process.
When they first listed it, I asked Norma why she was asking so much.
Her reply was, "Some stupid snowbird with too much money will buy it".
Nice attitude. Never mind them being snowbirds themselves, huh?

They refused to split the cost of a proper fence (instead of 4-foot
chain link) when I first approached them about it years ago. They
expected me to pay for all of it. So I blew it off. Instead, they paid
a nursery to plant trees along the fence line and install an automatic
watering line. The cost was twice the total of a new fence. The trees
grow right through the chain link into my side. The LAW says they are
responsible for cutting this growth. Did they ever? No, I do it every
three months myself.

The old man (Lyle) used to put out blocks of bird feed so they could
have them chirping about the yard. Fine with me; I like birds (so do my
cats). One day I'm in the side yard wrenching away and I hear small
arms fire. A couple moments later a round whizzes by me and strikes the
fence. I run inside, grab my rifle, and call the cops. They have just
gotten another call. Four squads show up and converge on the house
behind me. Turns out Lyle was plinking at sparrows in the trees. Birds
that were there because he was feeding them. There was dead one on my
side of the fence. I'm lucky I didn't catch a round. The cop I talked
to said they found three shotguns, two long rifles, and an assortment
of pistols in Lyle's bedroom. They were confiscated pending their
return up north, and he was cited for discharging a firearm in a
residential neighborhood.

Last year they had some of the other trees in their yard trimmed
down (not the ones next to my side, mind you). The branches were piled
high. Where? On *my* part of the access driveway. That's right, my
property. It just sat there. I asked him to remove it and he tells me
it's not his concern. So I had to call the cops again, who came over
and gave him 24 hours to remove it or get cited. It was gone the next
day.

From day one Norma professed to be a retired nurse, and made a big
deal over her "kindness" in caring for Lyle's condition. (BTW, they
told everyone they were married. Another lie. They live n two different
states during the summer.) Andy's mother had known Norma for 30 years,
and used to work with her at the hospital. Norma's real job? Processing
billing invoices.

It goes on and on like this with these two. Flicking cig butts into
dry brush. Stealing the neighbor's newspaper at 5 in the morning.
Screwing over the mechanic that fixed their old Corvair and bragging
about it.

Bill, only an idiot of your caliber would think that old people
deserve respect just cause they are old. Living in snowbird territory,
I can tell you that young assholes grow up to be old assholes. They
want everything for nothing, have little respect for law unless it
suits their plans, shoplift like it's their right, and get abusive
towards restaurant and store personnel.

It figures that a jerk lke you would side with people like this. You
are cut from the same mold.

>
> 180 Out
> TS 2
>


--
ThunderSnake #1
 
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#12 ·
In article <wLn0e.1375$Ax.703@trnddc04>, 351CJ <351CJ@msn.com> wrote:

> CobraJet wrote:
> > Those who remember all the trouble I had with the old farts behind
> > me a couple years back should appreciate this.
> >
> > A quick recap: 80-something couple were real nice neighbors until
> > they decided to sell their place. The real estate agent convinced them
> > that nobody would buy their house for their absurd asking price because
> > they could see the cars I had in *my* back yard. So, the assholes
> > complained to the city and I had to move them elsewhere. They failed to
> > sell their house in the ensuing three years. Last year they rented it
> > out to a guy named Andy while they stayed up north in their regular
> > residence, and put it up for sale once again a couple months ago.
> >
> > Today, Andy told me that the old woman called him to inform him the
> > house had been sold, and that he would have to move by escrow closing,
> > scheduled April 26th. But it gets better. Turns out the old man is
> > literally on his deathbed, losing the battle with the big C combined
> > with heart problems. He is expected to die at any time. In addition,
> > his obese wife is having health problems and *her* condition is rapidly
> > failing.
> >
> > So, my buddy Grim is going to provide me with the last laugh. After
> > such long lives, they are going to croak being hated by myself and the
> > other neighbors around here, and god only knows who else up where they
> > are now. What a way to go. The moral here: live and let live.
> >
> > The other good part is the woman and her son that are moving in. I
> > had a chance the other day to talk with them for about a half hour.
> > They are from San Jose, Cal, and dig classic cars and motorcycles. She
> > is eager to tie in the theme I'm doing on the side fence into our
> > common boundary, staggering some queen palms for that tropical effect.
> > I advised her to make a lower offer on the house, and she got it 15
> > thou cheaper. Kool beanz.
> >
> > With the rear house (this is a 3-in-a-row flag lot) bought 4 months
> > ago by a hip 60-something woman from San Francisco, this newest deal
> > eliminates the last people that can complain about anything around
> > here. I'm jazzed.
> >
> > CobraJet
> >

>
> Neighbors Suck!
>
> And there you have the main reason I moved to 9 acres in the
> unincorporated county. Best of all no visible neighbors. Nobody can
> even see me or my cars to think about complaining. I'm really jazzed.
>
> Good Luck with your new neighbors...


Thanks. I did check out the county areas near here last year. In
this area, those homes are more upscale and start about three times
what I could get for my place. And I could bet that someone would still
complain. Being from the big city originally, going out into the
toolies as you did would not sit too well with me.
>


--
ThunderSnake #1
 
G
#13 ·
> I'll reply to this because you are such a confused individual who
> has of late fallen on hard times.


I don't know the origin of this smear, but you sure seem to like it.
FYI in the past two years my base salary has increased by $24,000. I
have a close, loving family, with a 20th anniversay coming up in June.
The oldest daughter, a high school senior, is getting accepted into
every college to which she has applied, including four UC campuses.
(Cal State dropouts HAVE heard of the UC system, haven't they?) I'm
close to owing my own house ($650,000 fmv). On top of all this, I
have two cool old cars that RUN, which is two more than you can claim.
If these are hard times I hope they continue.

> The reason their house took 4 YEARS
> to sell was because they were trying to get a whopping 50 percent

over
> market for it.


Oh, so you interviewed all the prospective buyers and every one of them
told you the decision to pass had nothing to do with the degenerate
running an auto salvage operation out of the weed patch next door.?

> They went through 5 different realtors in the process.
> When they first listed it, I asked Norma why she was asking so much.
> Her reply was, "Some stupid snowbird with too much money will buy

it".
> Nice attitude. Never mind them being snowbirds themselves, huh?


"I'm interested to know why you want to build a hydraulic 427. They are
not as fast as CJ's and very hard to piece together. Royce Petersen
knows a lot about those cars; he's a member of the CCA and is a regular
on the FE Forum. I have a correct carburetor core for one that I won't
be selling cheap."

Does that sound like anybody you know, Father Theresa? Oh, no, God
forbid, you'd never ask for top dollar for any of the parts and cars
you've left to rot in your various pits. Oh, wait, that WAS you:
http://groups-beta.google.com/group/rec.autos.makers.ford.mustang/msg/fe0c5d572bbb2156
(March 8, 2004). Money-grubbing, fellow hobbyist-gouging, hypocritical
asshole YOU.

> They refused to split the cost of a proper fence (instead of 4-foot
> chain link) when I first approached them about it years ago. They
> expected me to pay for all of it. So I blew it off.


In other words, BOTH of you chose not to pay.

> Instead, they paid
> a nursery to plant trees along the fence line and install an

automatic
> watering line. The cost was twice the total of a new fence.


So it's bad taste that's the crime, not -- as in your case -- low-life
miserliness. Yeah, that's a good reason to exult in the prolonged
suffering of others.

> The trees
> grow right through the chain link into my side. The LAW says they are


> responsible for cutting this growth. Did they ever? No, I do it every


> three months myself.


Omigod, four times per year you have to spend an hour doing yard work
(as if anyone would believe even that much) that your 80 year old
neighbors refuse to do. Yeah, these two are fiends alright. They
deserve intense pain and days of staring death straight in the eyes.
I'm glad now, too, that this is what's happening to them, just like you
and 351CJ, Stu, Jason, Jack, and Pound Pup.

> One day I'm in the side yard wrenching away and I hear small
> arms fire. A couple moments later a round whizzes by me and strikes

the
> fence. I run inside, grab my rifle, and call the cops. . . . Turns

out Lyle
> was plinking at sparrows in the trees.


Calling the authorities on your neighbors? I thought that was a
capital offense, punishable with a lingering, painful death. Or in the
alternative watching your spouse die a lingering, painful death first,
then it's your turn.

The offense couldn't be the shooting itself, could it? I mean, that
couldn't possibly fit with this manly tale, could it?: "Maturity means
I would not have filled that idiot's truck full of lead from my AR-15
for stealing the original Q-Jet off my 4-4-2 three years ago (yes it
made the local paper)." (
http://groups-beta.google.com/group/rec.autos.makers.ford.mustang/msg/29d87871af002e72
(March 28, 1998).

> Last year they had some of the other trees in their yard trimmed
> down (not the ones next to my side, mind you). The branches were

piled
> high. Where? On *my* part of the access driveway. That's right, my
> property. It just sat there. I asked him to remove it and he tells me


> it's not his concern. So I had to call the cops again, who came over
> and gave him 24 hours to remove it or get cited. It was gone the next


> day..


Hey, wait a minute, how can the good guy be the guy who calls the COPS
on his neighbors every time he has a problem, and the bad guy is the
guy who fixes the problem within 24 hours, then when he has a problem
he calls the city and gives you your day in court, which you milked for
months and months and months before you even began to comply? I mean,
we're talking a pretty extreme difference here. The good guy, Limp
Rick, is Mr. Live and Let Live and deserves a long and happy and
venerated life, and the other guy deserves a lingering, painful,
certain death, and his wife deserves to watch him die then die herself.
I really need a map, because I'm completely lost.

<snip more hissy fit little bitch whining about nothing at all>

> Bill, only an idiot of your caliber would think that old people
> deserve respect just cause they are old.


Sorry, Limp Rick, but the way I was raised that rule was universally
respected. I don't know what kind of a whorehouse your parents raised
you in, but it seems like they didn't spend a whole lot of time on the
"values" thing.

> Living in snowbird territory,
> I can tell you that young assholes grow up to be old assholes. They
> want everything for nothing, have little respect for law unless it
> suits their plans, shoplift like it's their right, and get abusive
> towards restaurant and store personnel.


Now who does this sound like? You don't even own a mirror, do you?
You need to frame that one sentence: "young assholes grow up to be old
assholes." Guess what, Limp Rick, you're no longer young yourself.

> It figures that a jerk lke you would side with people like this. You
> are cut from the same mold.


Now you're just ranting. I can't think of one similarity between me
and your ex-neighbors. But if it's I'm a jerk to call you on your
depravity, and 351CJ, Stu, Jason, Jack, and Pound Pup for giving you
the usual TS "atta-boy" dick-sucking, then I'm proud to be a jerk. I
mean that. I'm proud if you and these other five assholes think I'm a
jerk for doing this.

180 Out
TS 2

P.S. Whew, that felt goooood.
 
G
#14 ·
In article <1111696980.398029.297780@o13g2000cwo.googlegroups.com>,
<one80out@hotmail.com> wrote:

> > I'll reply to this because you are such a confused individual who
> > has of late fallen on hard times.

>
> I don't know the origin of this smear, but you sure seem to like it.
> FYI in the past two years my base salary has increased by $24,000. I
> have a close, loving family, with a 20th anniversay coming up in June.
> The oldest daughter, a high school senior, is getting accepted into
> every college to which she has applied, including four UC campuses.
> (Cal State dropouts HAVE heard of the UC system, haven't they?) I'm
> close to owing my own house ($650,000 fmv). On top of all this, I
> have two cool old cars that RUN, which is two more than you can claim.
> If these are hard times I hope they continue.
>
> > The reason their house took 4 YEARS
> > to sell was because they were trying to get a whopping 50 percent

> over
> > market for it.

>
> Oh, so you interviewed all the prospective buyers and every one of them
> told you the decision to pass had nothing to do with the degenerate
> running an auto salvage operation out of the weed patch next door.?
>
> > They went through 5 different realtors in the process.
> > When they first listed it, I asked Norma why she was asking so much.
> > Her reply was, "Some stupid snowbird with too much money will buy

> it".
> > Nice attitude. Never mind them being snowbirds themselves, huh?

>
> "I'm interested to know why you want to build a hydraulic 427. They are
> not as fast as CJ's and very hard to piece together. Royce Petersen
> knows a lot about those cars; he's a member of the CCA and is a regular
> on the FE Forum. I have a correct carburetor core for one that I won't
> be selling cheap."
>
> Does that sound like anybody you know, Father Theresa? Oh, no, God
> forbid, you'd never ask for top dollar for any of the parts and cars
> you've left to rot in your various pits. Oh, wait, that WAS you:
>
> http://groups-beta.google.com/group/rec.autos.makers.ford.mustang/msg/fe0c5d57
> 2bbb2156
> (March 8, 2004). Money-grubbing, fellow hobbyist-gouging, hypocritical
> asshole YOU.
>
> > They refused to split the cost of a proper fence (instead of 4-foot
> > chain link) when I first approached them about it years ago. They
> > expected me to pay for all of it. So I blew it off.

>
> In other words, BOTH of you chose not to pay.
>
> > Instead, they paid
> > a nursery to plant trees along the fence line and install an

> automatic
> > watering line. The cost was twice the total of a new fence.

>
> So it's bad taste that's the crime, not -- as in your case -- low-life
> miserliness. Yeah, that's a good reason to exult in the prolonged
> suffering of others.
>
> > The trees
> > grow right through the chain link into my side. The LAW says they are

>
> > responsible for cutting this growth. Did they ever? No, I do it every

>
> > three months myself.

>
> Omigod, four times per year you have to spend an hour doing yard work
> (as if anyone would believe even that much) that your 80 year old
> neighbors refuse to do. Yeah, these two are fiends alright. They
> deserve intense pain and days of staring death straight in the eyes.
> I'm glad now, too, that this is what's happening to them, just like you
> and 351CJ, Stu, Jason, Jack, and Pound Pup.
>
> > One day I'm in the side yard wrenching away and I hear small
> > arms fire. A couple moments later a round whizzes by me and strikes

> the
> > fence. I run inside, grab my rifle, and call the cops. . . . Turns

> out Lyle
> > was plinking at sparrows in the trees.

>
> Calling the authorities on your neighbors? I thought that was a
> capital offense, punishable with a lingering, painful death. Or in the
> alternative watching your spouse die a lingering, painful death first,
> then it's your turn.
>
> The offense couldn't be the shooting itself, could it? I mean, that
> couldn't possibly fit with this manly tale, could it?: "Maturity means
> I would not have filled that idiot's truck full of lead from my AR-15
> for stealing the original Q-Jet off my 4-4-2 three years ago (yes it
> made the local paper)." (
>
> http://groups-beta.google.com/group/rec.autos.makers.ford.mustang/msg/29d87871
> af002e72
> (March 28, 1998).
>
> > Last year they had some of the other trees in their yard trimmed
> > down (not the ones next to my side, mind you). The branches were

> piled
> > high. Where? On *my* part of the access driveway. That's right, my
> > property. It just sat there. I asked him to remove it and he tells me

>
> > it's not his concern. So I had to call the cops again, who came over
> > and gave him 24 hours to remove it or get cited. It was gone the next

>
> > day..

>
> Hey, wait a minute, how can the good guy be the guy who calls the COPS
> on his neighbors every time he has a problem, and the bad guy is the
> guy who fixes the problem within 24 hours, then when he has a problem
> he calls the city and gives you your day in court, which you milked for
> months and months and months before you even began to comply? I mean,
> we're talking a pretty extreme difference here. The good guy, Limp
> Rick, is Mr. Live and Let Live and deserves a long and happy and
> venerated life, and the other guy deserves a lingering, painful,
> certain death, and his wife deserves to watch him die then die herself.
> I really need a map, because I'm completely lost.
>
> <snip more hissy fit little bitch whining about nothing at all>
>
> > Bill, only an idiot of your caliber would think that old people
> > deserve respect just cause they are old.

>
> Sorry, Limp Rick, but the way I was raised that rule was universally
> respected. I don't know what kind of a whorehouse your parents raised
> you in, but it seems like they didn't spend a whole lot of time on the
> "values" thing.
>
> > Living in snowbird territory,
> > I can tell you that young assholes grow up to be old assholes. They
> > want everything for nothing, have little respect for law unless it
> > suits their plans, shoplift like it's their right, and get abusive
> > towards restaurant and store personnel.

>
> Now who does this sound like? You don't even own a mirror, do you?
> You need to frame that one sentence: "young assholes grow up to be old
> assholes." Guess what, Limp Rick, you're no longer young yourself.
>
> > It figures that a jerk lke you would side with people like this. You
> > are cut from the same mold.

>
> Now you're just ranting. I can't think of one similarity between me
> and your ex-neighbors. But if it's I'm a jerk to call you on your
> depravity, and 351CJ, Stu, Jason, Jack, and Pound Pup for giving you
> the usual TS "atta-boy" dick-sucking, then I'm proud to be a jerk. I
> mean that. I'm proud if you and these other five assholes think I'm a
> jerk for doing this.
>
> 180 Out
> TS 2
>
> P.S. Whew, that felt goooood.
>


Hehehehe. You're too easy.

--
ThunderSnake #1
 
G
#15 ·
Cobra Jet wrote:

> Hehehehe. You're too easy.


What's that mean? The master psychological manipulator has floated
something vile, and a decent person has pointed it out? Another of
your pathetic little conceits. Just because you write something vile
that is certain to trigger a normal response from a normal person,
doesn't mean you've put something over on that person. It just means
that you're vile. Like I already said, if what I've written makes me a
jerk in the eyes of you and your little band of ass-kissers, I'm
honored. I really am.

180 Out
TS 2
 
G
#16 ·
Cobra Jet wrote:

> Hehehehe. You're too easy.


What's that mean? The master psychological manipulator has floated
something vile, and a decent person has pointed it out? Another of
your pathetic little conceits. Just because you write something vile
that is certain to trigger a normal response from a normal person,
doesn't mean you've put something over on that person. It just means
that you're vile. Like I already said, if what I've written makes me a
jerk in the eyes of you and your little band of ass-kissers, I'm
honored. I really am.

180 Out
TS 2
 
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#17 ·
>>180 Out
>>TS 2


This is just sad. A few years ago, you turned him down when he stumped
to be the new TS 2, and now that he's been kicked out, he just decides
he is.

Someone who truly had such contempt and loathing for a group of people
would never voluntarily identify himself as one of them. The only way
this now makes sense is that he was actually proud of his membership
before, and now that he's the first to have ever been kicked out, he
carries on this sad little charade to make himself feel better.

"Well I'm GONNA be TS 2, and THEY CAN'T STOP ME... (blubber sob sob)."


--
Wound Up
ThunderSnake #65
 
G
#18 ·
Wound Up wrote:

> This is just sad.  A few years ago, you turned him
> down when he stumped to be the new TS 2, and
> now that he's been kicked out, he just decides
> he is.


I'm glad you're sad. Miserable losers deserve to live in misery. But
where in the f**k did this little gem come from, that I ever "stumped
to be no. 2"?

Just so I can keep my score sheet correctly, Limp Rick is the dog that
took the shit, and now you're the dog that ate the shit and threw up,
right? So now Limp Rick will eat your vomit, or do you both eat it
together? I mean, I've never been to the high class gatherings you
frequent, so it's all new to me.

And my "TS 2" sig is, of course, my way of mocking Limp Rick for
summarily ripping off my insignia and breaking my sword in half. Get
it? A "28" broken in half is a "2."

But you already knew that and were deceitfully pretending not to know,
so you could eat your serving of shit like a good little Pound Pup.

So keep on licking Limp Rick's asshole and maaaybe someday he'll give
you a lick back. Oh won't that be wonderful? At last something to
brag about to your wife when she gets home and hits you with the usual
disdainful stare, knowing you've blown off another of her workdays
drinking and typing gibberish on the Usenet.

180 Out
TS 2
 
G
#19 ·
Wound Up wrote:

> This is just sad.  A few years ago, you turned him
> down when he stumped to be the new TS 2, and
> now that he's been kicked out, he just decides
> he is.


I'm glad you're sad. Miserable losers deserve to live in misery. But
where in the f**k did this little gem come from, that I ever "stumped
to be no. 2"?

Just so I can keep my score sheet correctly, Limp Rick is the dog that
took the shit, and now you're the dog that ate the shit and threw up,
right? So now Limp Rick will eat your vomit, or do you both eat it
together? I mean, I've never been to the high class gatherings you
frequent, so it's all new to me.

And my "TS 2" sig is, of course, my way of mocking Limp Rick for
summarily ripping off my insignia and breaking my sword in half. Get
it? A "28" broken in half is a "2."

But you already knew that and were deceitfully pretending not to know,
so you could eat your serving of shit like a good little Pound Pup.

So keep on licking Limp Rick's asshole and maaaybe someday he'll give
you a lick back. Oh won't that be wonderful? At last something to
brag about to your wife when she gets home and hits you with the usual
disdainful stare, knowing you've blown off another of her workdays
drinking and typing gibberish on the Usenet.

180 Out
TS 2
 
G
#20 ·
<one80out@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1111684185.666794.271670@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com...
> Cobra Jet wrote:
> .
>
> I know that's what 351CJ, Stu, Jason, Jack, and Pound Pup would have
> done, right guys? That's what you'd want for YOUR parents, right guys?
> Yeah, right my ass.


I don't see why I should have to explain myself if I chose to comment on any
particular post here.
I have no beef with you so stop trying to drag me into your little lame ass
shit slinging contest.
You're not the arbiter of what is good and bad in this world but are
intitled to your opinion as I am. If you think I'm a bad man then so be it.
I won't lose sleep.
This is a newsgroup, your taking this a little to seriously and I'm
beginning to wonder about YOUR mental stability.
Despite your attempts at goading me I mean you no ill will. Have a good
life and enjoy your cars. This is all I'll have to say on the subject.


Stuart Kynoch

Person # 1

> .
>
> 180 Out
>
 
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#21 ·
Stu wrote:

> This is a newsgroup, your taking this a little to seriously and I'm
> beginning to wonder about YOUR mental stability.


Let's review: an unemployed tax cheat with 20 wrecked cars in his yard
has a retired neighbor couple who want to get the maximum return on
their vacation home investment. Their realtor advises them that this
will require the removal of the 20 wrecked cars from the degenerate
neighbor's yard. They proceed through channels to do so. The
degenerate of course games the system for as long as he can. Finally
he's faced with a choice between a four figure fine or compliance with
the laws both of the state and of common decency.

Four years later the husband is dying a slow and certain death from
cancer. He can see the graveyard waiting for him every waking
minute. His wife has to live through this and at the same time is in a
final decline herself. The degenerate reports this information to this
news group as a great piece of good luck. Your response is to quote
the Rolling Stones' lyric "time is on my side."

Now you say it's a matter of opinion, that there is some tenable moral
basis to be glad for the suffering of these two old people, to conclude
that their suffering has evened the balance.

Sorry, that is not a matter of opinion. If you've slid that far into
corruption, you are a bad man. I am surprised and disappointed. If it
were me, the ONLY possible course of action at this point would be to
say, "You know, I goofed. I should not have offered such support for
this idiot's degenerate values."

Instead, you defend yourself and say that I'm taking it too seriously.
First, how seriously do you think I am taking it? I type a few lines, I
mouse click a button on a computer screen. Not particularly "serious."
Second, what is the correctly not-too-serious way to take it? Less
than to type a few words and post them? What is the correct response
to such degeneracy as Rick's, and to the support he gets from you and
the rest? What is the correct way to convey my disappointment in you?


Now that you have taken this oh-so-modern (and oh-so easy) path of
moral relativism, that it's all a matter of opinion, my disappointment
is doubled. So I shouldn't care? A little more corruption in the
world, a few microns more movement in the wrong direction. But it's
got nothing to do with me. Why should I care?

Anyway, spare me the mock concern for my mental stability. Just
another rat-a-tat Usenet flame war gambit. If I didn't react this way,
it is I who would be concerned.

Bill Henley
Person # 2
 
G
#22 ·
<one80out@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1111708467.080288.178050@l41g2000cwc.googlegroups.com...
> Stu wrote:
>
> > This is a newsgroup, your taking this a little to seriously and I'm
> > beginning to wonder about YOUR mental stability.

>
> Let's review: an unemployed tax cheat with 20 wrecked cars in his yard
> has a retired neighbor couple who want to get the maximum return on
> their vacation home investment. Their realtor advises them that this
> will require the removal of the 20 wrecked cars from the degenerate
> neighbor's yard. They proceed through channels to do so. The
> degenerate of course games the system for as long as he can. Finally
> he's faced with a choice between a four figure fine or compliance with
> the laws both of the state and of common decency.
>
> Four years later the husband is dying a slow and certain death from
> cancer. He can see the graveyard waiting for him every waking
> minute. His wife has to live through this and at the same time is in a
> final decline herself. The degenerate reports this information to this
> news group as a great piece of good luck. Your response is to quote
> the Rolling Stones' lyric "time is on my side."
>
> Now you say it's a matter of opinion, that there is some tenable moral
> basis to be glad for the suffering of these two old people, to conclude
> that their suffering has evened the balance.
>
> Sorry, that is not a matter of opinion. If you've slid that far into
> corruption, you are a bad man. I am surprised and disappointed. If it
> were me, the ONLY possible course of action at this point would be to
> say, "You know, I goofed. I should not have offered such support for
> this idiot's degenerate values."
>
> Instead, you defend yourself and say that I'm taking it too seriously.
> First, how seriously do you think I am taking it? I type a few lines, I
> mouse click a button on a computer screen. Not particularly "serious."
> Second, what is the correctly not-too-serious way to take it? Less
> than to type a few words and post them? What is the correct response
> to such degeneracy as Rick's, and to the support he gets from you and
> the rest? What is the correct way to convey my disappointment in you?
>
>
> Now that you have taken this oh-so-modern (and oh-so easy) path of
> moral relativism, that it's all a matter of opinion, my disappointment
> is doubled. So I shouldn't care? A little more corruption in the
> world, a few microns more movement in the wrong direction. But it's
> got nothing to do with me. Why should I care?
>
> Anyway, spare me the mock concern for my mental stability. Just
> another rat-a-tat Usenet flame war gambit. If I didn't react this way,
> it is I who would be concerned.
>
> Bill Henley
> Person # 2


For you to profess such moral outrage at something so trivial you *are*
taking this too seriously. The fact is that up until a day ago you didn't
know these 2 people even existed. Why on earth should you care about them?
For all you know there could be the bodies of a dozen children tortured &
murdered by these people underneath the house. I certainly wouldn't put that
past someone who baits songbirds into his yard then shoots them. Maybe he
deserves to die a slow lingering death, maybe even that's too good for him.

Your vitriolic posts full of righteous indignation are only an indication of
your anger at CJ for whatever perceived wrongs he has done to you and if you
claim otherwise you're lying to yourself. I seriously doubt you'll spend
much time mourning the passing of this anonymous couple. Your reaction may
or may not be an indication of your mental stability but it certainly speaks
to the level of animosity you harbor towards CJ.

Just remember 1 thing, arguing on usenet is like competing in the Special
Olympics...you may win but you're still a moron.

--
TS#10
 
G
#23 ·
Okay I'll bite, what the hell?...considering I'm being used as a litmus test
of all that is wrong in the world....


<one80out@hotmail.com> wrote in message
news:1111708467.080288.178050@l41g2000cwc.googlegroups.com...
> Stu wrote:
>
>> This is a newsgroup, your taking this a little to seriously and I'm
>> beginning to wonder about YOUR mental stability.

>
> Let's review: an unemployed tax cheat with 20 wrecked cars in his yard
> has a retired neighbor couple who want to get the maximum return on
> their vacation home investment. Their realtor advises them that this
> will require the removal of the 20 wrecked cars from the degenerate
> neighbor's yard. They proceed through channels to do so. The
> degenerate of course games the system for as long as he can. Finally
> he's faced with a choice between a four figure fine or compliance with
> the laws both of the state and of common decency.
>
> Four years later the husband is dying a slow and certain death from
> cancer. He can see the graveyard waiting for him every waking
> minute. His wife has to live through this and at the same time is in a
> final decline herself. The degenerate reports this information to this
> news group as a great piece of good luck. Your response is to quote
> the Rolling Stones' lyric "time is on my side."




>
> Now you say it's a matter of opinion, that there is some tenable moral
> basis to be glad for the suffering of these two old people, to conclude
> that their suffering has evened the balance.
>
> Sorry, that is not a matter of opinion. If you've slid that far into
> corruption, you are a bad man. I am surprised and disappointed. If it
> were me, the ONLY possible course of action at this point would be to
> say, "You know, I goofed. I should not have offered such support for
> this idiot's degenerate values."
>
> Instead, you defend yourself and say that I'm taking it too seriously.
> First, how seriously do you think I am taking it? I type a few lines, I
> mouse click a button on a computer screen. Not particularly "serious."
> Second, what is the correctly not-too-serious way to take it? Less
> than to type a few words and post them? What is the correct response
> to such degeneracy as Rick's, and to the support he gets from you and
> the rest? What is the correct way to convey my disappointment in you?
>
>
> Now that you have taken this oh-so-modern (and oh-so easy) path of
> moral relativism, that it's all a matter of opinion, my disappointment
> is doubled. So I shouldn't care? A little more corruption in the
> world, a few microns more movement in the wrong direction. But it's
> got nothing to do with me. Why should I care?
>
> Anyway, spare me the mock concern for my mental stability. Just
> another rat-a-tat Usenet flame war gambit. If I didn't react this way,
> it is I who would be concerned.
>
> Bill Henley
> Person # 2
>
 
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#25 ·
In article <1111699157.268226.216000@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com>,
<one80out@hotmail.com> wrote:

> Cobra Jet wrote:
>
> > Hehehehe. You're too easy.

>
> What's that mean? The master psychological manipulator has floated
> something vile, and a decent person has pointed it out? Another of
> your pathetic little conceits. Just because you write something vile
> that is certain to trigger a normal response from a normal person,
> doesn't mean you've put something over on that person. It just means
> that you're vile. Like I already said, if what I've written makes me a
> jerk in the eyes of you and your little band of ass-kissers, I'm
> honored. I really am.


Then honored you are.

You cannot take down the immortal CobraJet, Wacko Willy.
Illustrious, magnificent, omnipotent; I am all of this and more. I am
the sharpest mechanic, the fastest racer, the cleverest writer. The
most desireable women claw each other for the chance to swoon in my
presence. Legions of mortal men impale themselves rather than suffer my
wrath. The body count exceeds mathematical limits. And so it has been
for centuries.

But you *are* honored, Billy. Why? You are my best score. Think of
it; your fear and loathing steaming inside of your for these four
lonely years, ever since I put you in your place at the start. The
pressure building and building until one day, you crack, fold, shatter.
And so the angst flows out under the guise of moral indignation,
flailing about this and that all the while showing that your anger has
blinded you to logic or reason or truth. Yes, you have truly shown
these two groups of people what you are made of: a little man with a
little life who has expended his righteous seed in hopes of forming a
lynch mob to expel someone who doesn't exist. Thing is, you're the only
one in the mob.

So, be proud of yourself, silly human. Scratch that itch that's been
under your skin for four years. Remember me every time you see a
rotting car or an old person slipping from life. Remember that for
there to be *good*, there has to be evil.

>
> 180 Out
>
>


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ThunderSnake #1
 
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#24 ·
Bill Beyer wrote:

> Just remember 1 thing, arguing on usenet is
> like competing in the Special Olympics...you
> may win but you're still a moron.


Well that's certainly a humanitarian sentiment. Put it this way, if
I'm ever in the market for a spiritual advisor don't worry about
avoiding the phone.

And thank you for the invariable Usenet response, that if I disagree
with the other guy, he can't possibly be correct, he must just be
saying untrue stuff out of personal animus. Jesus Christ don't the
schools teach anybody anything about rational thought these days?
Endlessly, every single dispute on the Usenet comes down to this, that
the other guy has some hidden motive, and if I can only make one up and
pin it on him then he's done and I win, regardless of the truth of what
he says.

So now you can feel all better about yourself, Bill Beyer; your work is
done. There is no possible way to condemn the group celebration of the
misery and death of two elderly strangers, because the guy who says
there is, is actually just pissed at Limp Rick. Case closed. You win.
But what are you now? Oh, that's right, a moron.

I can see I'll make no headway with this crowd; it's the same old
story. Not one man to step up and say "No, Limpie and you other guys,
that's not right."

There's also this nagging thought that Limp Rick started this whole
thing with a lie, to bait all of us to respond as we have. He did
exactly that all those years ago, when he was first faced with legal
action against his backyard boneyard. Does anyone remember? It was
October 2000. Limp Rick posted that he'd just sold off all his cars
and parts, then laughed at everybody who expressed sympathy or offered
help. This could be the same thing all over. It's a common theme with
Limp Rick, that whenever someone sees a pile of shit on the sidewalk
and says, "hey look out don't step in the shit," that the shit has
somehow "won." He plays it out endlessly. If that's what's going on
here, then Limp Rick is sitting back right this minute enjoying a big
old shit pile's laugh at you and me both.

And I'll be laughing too, because not one of you assholes has the
backbone even to resent that kind of deception and manipulation, the
betrayal of your "friendship" for Limp Rick's amusement. You'll be
right back elbowing each other for the right to stroke his dick at the
earliest opportunity. Big block attitude, my ass.

180 Out
TS 2
 
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#26 ·
> Just remember 1 thing, arguing on usenet is like competing in the Special
> Olympics...you may win but you're still a moron.



Excellently put; I will definitely remember that one.

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Wound Up
ThunderSnake #65
 
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